Evil Monkey

Singing songs in The Wellington outside Waterloo after the game. Cant remember which song, but it must have had some naughty words in it, because a little girl no older than 7/8 shouted, 'Hey!!! There are children around you know!!!' Funny as f*ck.

SPURS vs pompey bolton vs MANURE CHELSEA vs villa HUDDERSFIELD vs charlton MILLWALL vs stockport BRIGHTON vs tranmere AC MILAN vs lazio FC TWENTE vs sparta £10 @ 24-1

I'm going to wear the shirt of Carlisle's local rivals.....errr.....Scotland?

If you live in Southampton, there were loads of flags being sold in above bar today. 4/5 blokes with trollies full of them.

Not as funny as the taunts between the Northam and Kingsland North. During a quiet period of the game... KN: Northam. Give us a song. Northam Northam give us a song. N: Laaaa la la laaaaa, la la la, la la la, la laaaaa etc...F*CK OFF! N: F*ck off Kingsland. F*ck off Kingsland. N: Here for a fiver. You're only here for a fiver. Heeeeeere for a fiiiiiiver! Goods times.

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Chris Baird back for a one off game. Job done.

If that team sheet is read out I will go back to the pub.

Hardy?

20. I win.

Top man.

Sick sick sick. You'd think he would have reached a quarter of that weight and thought, 'perhaps its time to stop shoving food down my neck.'

But do we have Puncheon, Barnard and Fonte on the game?

We should ask him for our 10 points back.

MORE new regulations??? Such as?

You're my hero :smt049

Ha ha. You would possibly have become the first person in history to get a loan player's name on a shirt. Completely justifiable though, had he done the necessary.

Looking forward to watching the Hawks again (or is it now the Royals?), although we start with 4 games away from the Rosey. Excited about the prospect of signing Brett Lee. If he can stay fit. We already have Simon Jones to worry about on that front. Who do we think for the 'quality spinner' then? Personally, I would love it to be Vettori. Or Warney of course. And congratulations to Carbs for getting into the England side, despite a knock of just 5 in the first innings against Bangledesh A.

I would have forgiven the sh*ttiness of the entire day if See'bo or Antonio had lumped that filthy scouse c*nt in the crowd who was holding on to the ball towards the end!

So...Maddie is in New Zealand, and Pompey are looking to hand over contol of the club to a New Zealand man who lives with his dad? By my reckoning, that means that Peter Storrie funded Maddie's kidnapping with money they borrowed from this father/son duo from daaan under. She's now over there because Pompey couldnt keep up with the repayments, and due to high interest rates and overheads, the New Zealanders are now also seeking to take on the club to settle the oustanding debt. Skate c*nts. Makes me sick.

Conceding 5 goals at St Marys...ahh, those were the days.

I was at the game.

I doubt you could tell them apart anyway, what with all games you havent been to this season.

Riquelme's ladyfriend is very nice. I wonder how she is enjoying Portsmouth?

The Wembley groundsman is probably from Carlisle.