Evil Monkey

Connolly has signed a new contract???

Gay. I'm playing saint_stevo.

Good shout with VoucherCloud. T20 tickets at the Rosey buy 1 get 1 free. Get in. Stevo, challenged you to a Words With Friends match. Bring it on.

We could probably get a cracking deal on a few hundred thousand French Burkhas.

Im worried that we arent chasing enough strikers. Will Lambert, Barnard, Connolly, Jackson, Alliedere, Tyson and Owen be prolific enough to get us promoted?

He's given us roads, and hospitals, and Ricky Lambert.

191-9 (Key couldnt continue). Hants win by an innings and 111 runs. 24points. Thatt'll do nicely.

Buying a season ticket will pass the time.

The chip idea does sound the best solution, but for goals like Lampards, the in goal area of the pitch could just be ever so slightly sloped into the net. That way the ball wouldnt be able to spin out after its hit the pitch behind the line.

Glad I was so drunk. I dont remember a single minute of the game.

I'll give him one more chance. If it doesnt cost £125 he's out.

'On sale now' my arse!! The Megastore in West Quay arent getting them til Sunday!!

I really dont like Corden, but PS seemed to be out to embarrass him infront of a wide (maybe not) audience, which is unnecessary. Cant blame the guy for biting back.

Blonde. The colour of Anders Svensson's hair.

Matt: Oh, I'll stick it up your viva alright!!

Those of you who have bought from the ticket office, do you have to wait for your st to be posted too, or do you have them in hand?

Pardew will get us better players than that dross.

Good idea. They could even play it continueously throughout matches so we dont need to sing at all. AND! We could have holograms of fans, so we can stay in the pub. We can just keep track of the score on ssn. Good times.

Even though Drew left a couple of months after Lowe?

Will be interesting to see if Schumacher's last corner overtake sticks. Seems like the FIA have constructed yet another get out of jail card for Ferrari though.

I think Riquelme will be looking for a way out of Portsmouth this summer. You never know, if the price is right, Maradonna might just let him go.

Without football, Saturdays are as dull as Sundays.

Still do mate. In block 41 at least.

I'd f*ck him.

Him and Marlon King upfront would be brilliant.