Evil Monkey

What a fantastic idea! No bad can come of this.

Close. They've lost 5.

He would walk into their first team.

5 wickets and a run out today, all be it against Canada. Good stuff.

Just had a call to check my card details as my idiot housemate wrote down the wrong expiry date. Glad they checked rather than just moving on to the next application. Woo.

Fastest century in WC history. 100 from 50 balls. Incredible. Why cant England bowl out this glorified potato farmer???

Kieron Pollard is a beast. 32 off 12 atm, facing seam bowling wearing a sun hat.

I think Harding can take a slice of blame for their goal. He left his man to try and close down another player, realised he couldnt make it, and tried to get back to the original player. But in doing this he gave Richie so much space to run into and recieve the pass. Kelvin could possibly have done better, but like me, he was probably expecting the shot across the goal rather than at the near post. Victor Valdes conceeded at his near post against Arsenal the other week. Its just one of those things. As long as it doesnt happen too often, I dont think its really an issue.

You being convinced will convince me.

Might as well make the most of this facrical display. £10 on the Dutch at 5/2.

I dont understand. How can Soccer Saturday be live if its on a Sunday?

I wonder if they'll tell him he's adopted.

Im gay

Great point. We hardly ever win without Lee 'sicknote' Holmes and Jonathan 'yet to make his debut' Forte.

Interesting idea. But I think he's best at centre back.

Who is De Wet?

Is Kelvin dyslexic?

Never heard of Myburgh (sp). Seems pretty useful. When is the final? Is it on TV?

'Are they official merchandise?' LMAO.

Racism is cool. Anyone who disagrees is gay.

I cant understand why Harry doesnt play him. Spurs dont have any strikers better than Keane IMO.

Maybe he didnt really mean it and was infact just off his face on 85p cider. Who knows.

Some fans aren't supporting Brighton at the moment because they might get wet? Lol. What a bunch of queers.

Shame that Rory isn't a big enough person to do the same, and has instead gone into hiding.

Thanks for your help guys. Turns out the chap was looking at the wrong flight number. He's now confirmed that our flight was indeed cancelled and he'll credit the refund to my account today. Bless him.