Evil Monkey

This makes me very angry.

Racist.

He has been excellent lately. Its going to be difficult to fit him, lambert, barnard, connolly and cms in the same team.

Shame Dean Richards cant be there too. RIP.

Is anyone going to take a ball so we can have a kick about, or are we just going to take one off a ball boy? Is 5,000-a-side workable? I will be wearing the home strip and am claiming one of the 500 striker positions.

They're being given to STH first. Makes sense. Shame this clashes with the Utd/Chelsea game.

Good day, rather tainted by being frog marched back to the station with about 50 other decent Saints fans who were not causing, or likely to cause anyone any bother. Women, children and the elderly included, but a clear absence of our 'yoof' element. Well done devonshire police. Horrible packed train, made to wait half an hour before it set off, 4 hour trip to Reading. Definitely put a downer on the occassion for me.

Scott Parker? If West Ham go down obviously.

I'll be heading to goodbody's (if i can remember how to get there). Its a cafe/bar, open 24/7, and the sizes of the meals are amazing. Cant wait.

Cortese give interview. Cortese smash.

No idea why people are leaving Forte out of their prefered XI, especially now that Barnard is out. He was one of the best players on the pitch on Saturday (aside from his idiotic hand ball). Richardson ahead of Butterfield. His crossing was poor on Saturday. Jaidi if fit. Dickson ahead of Harding. Lallana if fit. Stephens ahead of Chaplow as he seems more composed on the ball. Would love to see Connolly start but I doubt he's ready. Davis Richardson Fonte Jaidi Dickson Forte Hammond Stephens Lallana Guly Lambert

I live 30 seconds from the winston. Happy to pop some toast and preserves around at a time that suites you.

Yeah Tallin. Any good activities about? And pubs obviously?

Stag do mate Planning to take around £300 worth. Would that be classed as a small amount?

Got a trip to Estonia lined up next week. Does anybody know where the best deal on buying currency is at the moment? Always got them and M&S before, but just wondered if there was better value out there.

The father of the kid who was headbutted should have headbutted the son of the father who headbutted his son. Then all would have been cushty, and they could have finished the game.

Buying from teams lower than ourselves in the league is utterley pointless. They're all rubbish, otherwise they'd be higher. It would be like Brighton signing AOC. Madness.

What I will take away from this thread, is that 'snaking' means hitting someone when their back is turned. Enlightening.

Fantastic. Surely a call up to the full England team could be on the cards for Briggs in the summer? I'd love to see what he could do in India right now actually. Swann, Tredwell and Briggs would be a great spin line up.

I heard he was there for a Saintsweb development seminar with Saint Clark.

What a complete lack of ambition! Brian Howard will never sign for us now.

Infractions must be dealt for posting this. Way more offensive than tubgirl.

I have 3 tickets already but would like more. Willing to pay face value or less.

Bring him back. Beg him if necessary. Send Cortese and Adkins on bended knee and the promise of sexual gratification. Treble his wages. Make him captain, and a guarenteed starter. Give him a Zola-esque free roll. Give him the penalties. Allow him every 3rd Monday off, and let him have an extra helping of rissotto at lunch. Pay off any outstanding money he owes on his Blockbuster card. Rename the Northam 'The Punch' and give him the ability to pick which songs they sing so he doesnt get saddy waddy again. Give him an executive box. Make him a monogram embroidered snood. Put him on the bus. Let him drive the f*cker! Buy him his own bus if he doesnt want to share one with the rest of the dross in red and white. Do all this, and maybe, just maybe...he'll pull on the shirt again one day. And we will rejoice.

I turned up late to a game earlier in the season. I got let in, but had to make up the time after the game.