Evil Monkey

He's only a silver on FIFA. Think we should be aiming higher.

Any chance of a second allocation then?

Or a really gruesome injury.

Seen us play at Barnet in a friendly a few seasons ago. Does that count?

He looks demon.

Coyle out Laws in?

Thanks Nige. But let's get behind Pinochio. Marios red army! A few good results and people will soon get over this.

Maybe the second person is Victor Valdes.

So embarrassing.

Puncheon is at Mk. What a don.

I ****ing love Guly.

Kolo Toure?

Where's everyone heading? Somewhere with multiple tvs would be good as the merseyside derby is on before and utd v Chelsea after.

Anyone having trouble completing the 'manager tasks' section? I'm on 11/12, the last 1 being that I have to complete a tournament match. Played 2 now but it doesnt seem to credit it.

Cassano?

When do they go on general sale?

Jordi Alba?

Boom!

Is Jarvis a RM or LM?

That's done it for me. Who wants my ticket?

Can sth's buy more?

Quality garms mush. Perfect clob for the foota.

Anyone read in the Sun the other day that Fabrice Fernandes may be in the squad for Donny today? Hasnt played a game in 4 years apparently.

Tickets to London are never any cheaper when bought in advance (in my experience). Just ask for a group save 4 on the day.

So they arent on sale at all now til Sunday? Strange. Glad my mates got theirs early doors. Presumably its still ok to collect them from the TO after the game tonight...?