Simples

:rolleyes:It's all falling apart then

Have you seen me at work every three or four weeks?!

Got this image in my head of Stuwall trying to buy a Millwall ticket from DFS now. Quality, new laptop needed now due to spurting out my coffee!

Premier Inn breakfast...

The local mosque is having a bonfire night tonight... Don't tell them though. It's a surprise.

So, if we make it through and have the choice of a Premiership side or our blue neighbours, who would you want?

The Guvner?! More like a short term tennent.

Like the way they painted the capsule in an art attack manner, it's not like there were miners trapped needing rescuing...

Good result, scored three but for some bad decision making on a players part. Momentum with us again, closing in on the top and Lambert scoring from open play. I'm a happy fan today and positive for the rest of the season.

Down to 12 now. Promotion dreams over...

It's called 'gethomeitis' and is much more acute on a Friday afternoon.

Robert Miles, Children.

Maybe they really can't read and got off at the wrong stop?

I always have to wait until the day of the game because of my job, so I always buy on the day. You can sit where ever there is an unsold seat and I think it costs £3 more by paying on the day. Enjoy the game(s)!

Yellow

I've done her mum.

Essential. WIFM.

I think it would be easier to explain how the universe began, or if the chicken or the egg came first rather than why those two untallented and waste of oxygen breathing ***** are burning my retinas and insulting my hearing when I see them on tv. Simples.

Thank you to those that attended and posted reports for us on here that were unable to attend. It brings a lump to your throat and a tear in your eye reading what a fantastic, generous, giving and humble man we were so so lucky to have been associated with. The warmth he has shown to us and the care and love he obviously regards NC and his family with, is a true testiment to the man, our saviour and eternal Saint. I used the word family in that statement, as that what us, as fans and supporters of our club should be, to each and every one associated with 'our' club. Let's stop the nit picking and looking for arguments, wind up's etc etc. Build on this tragic event as a family and all grow up together and see Markus' dreams come reality. We owe it to him, he wanted that for us. So it's support for NC, AP, ALL the team (no matter what clothes they wear), a united fan base, supporting the WHOLE team, through thick and thin, remembering we win as a family and lose as a family.

Actually, that is a false public thought. The aircraft was observed by numerous people to be on fire a long time before it went over the piece of metel from the preceeding aircraft. The fire was actually caused by maintenance failing to fit a spacer in the main bogey unit (main undercarriage), which ment it could slightly 'swivel' like a supermarket trolley. This caused parts of the tread to come off the tyres, impacting the wing where the fuel is held, the resulting shockwave off the fuel then punctured the wing undersurface, causing fuel to ignite in the exhaust/afterburners. The aircraft was also performance limited weight by a large margin as they took off with a tail wind to save a long taxy to the correct runway, this limited its performance when the engine(s) were shut down, too early, by the engineer. Would be amazing to see them fly again. But I fear that Airbus may hamper this as they won't provide maintenance. The reason it stopped flying was Air France didn't want to fly them any more, and although BA did, there was a clause that goes back to the early day's before production and design, that stated both airlines must fly them, or no one does. Fingers crossed it grazes the sky again though. I have visions of a flypast somewhere with a Concord (let's drop the e!), a Vulcan, a Buccanear, a Lightning and a Harrier, followed by a Lancaster, Spitfire and Hurricane. If only TSR2 could fly too! Simples :cool:

Note: Temp quoted in Fahrenheit -just in case the metricists among you start getting upset! 40 degrees -Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Scotland sunbathe. 35 degrees -Italian cars won't start. People in Scotland drive with the top down. 20 degrees -Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. People in Scotland go out in only a T -shirt. 15 degrees -Californians begin to evacuate the state. People in Scotland go swimming in the sea. 0 degrees -New York landlords turn the heat on. People in Scotland have a last bar-b-q before it gets cold. -10 degrees -People in Miami are extinct. People in Scotland throw on a light jacket. -80 degrees -Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic. Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival exercise until it gets cold enough. -100 degrees -Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps. -173 degrees -Ethyl alcohol freezes. People in Scotland are angry 'cos they can't thaw their whisky barrels. -297 degrees -Microbial life starts to grind to a halt. Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands. -460 degrees -ALL atomic motion stops. People in Scotland start saying “A bit hill billy eh?” -500 degrees -Hell freezes over. Scottish people support England in the World Cup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On first glance I liked it and voted yes. After reading the comments about the ball looking, well, a bit comic, I find myself agreeing. I think it should be changed slightly by bringing the ball back, and changing the solid halo to a gold 125, to make the 125 look like a halo. Hope you ollow what I mean! If someone does, and who is far more cleverer :biggrin: than me, maybe they could put it up on here? Simples :cool:

Fo0kin bo0llocks

Couldn't have been much of a joy flight if he was still talking to the tower. Did he leave the circuit? Simples :cool:

I'm 31 :smt002 HTH Simples :cool: