Liquidshokk

Back up in the UK! if anyone wants to play FIFA 11 sometime gimme a shout

Wtf did you just make me watch. More to the point why did I watch it all the way to the end. I'm off to be doubly productive in the next 3 minutes to make up for it....

I assume the person was dead from the crash and didnt try to escape? At least they were unconscious and didn't burn to death trying to get out. Shudder. Just remembered I did have to call for an ambulance last year as saw a car going into the back of another (whilst the offender was looking at me at the junction opposite!) and whilst I thought it was nothing but a slight bump the woman in front was whailing and couldn't get out. The woman at the back went to get out but for some reason didn't and ended up being cut out and stretchered into an ambulance like the woman in front. Because of my position I was coned into my road so had to watch the whole incident unfold from a slight bump to road closure for 3 hours involving 3 fire engines, 4 ambulances and what seemed like 20 police cars all blocking the road and preventing the ambulances from getting away easily. Crazy.

Whoah. Someone needs to move that bollard!! Did you hold it together alright seeing that guy like that in front of you?

Apparently once we are able to sign in it will force us too. Rumours about 6pm tonight going around for Europe

Mines updated but can't login either. Apparently they've finished switching on north America so we we probably be next...

That winning song is a massive bag of w@nk

E I e I e I o down the eurovision board we go, when we get the last place, this is what we'll sing, we are the losers, we are the losers, jedward are the kings!

I thought that. Think it's very much Richard chaplow dressed as a middle aged man.

She was left in safe hands as there were two council community support officers nearby who joined me in making sure she was ok and a pcso soon arrived. She was talking and refusing an ambulance by the time I went back to my car which was dumped in the road

Hahaha, classic.... The stopcock story that is..not the first one :-S Off original topic but talking of people jumping in your car unexpectedly I was sat outside my place once and a real dodgy crim type jumped in my car and then realised he'd got in the wrong car! To this day I'm still amazed that I let him get that far when I saw him coming and didn't make any attempt to get him out and just carried on with what I was doing with my phone! He could have been up to anything and made me realise that you don't always react like you think you would in unusual situations!

Give that girl an oscar... The way she made her face go as white as a sheet and shake like she was fitting was very realistic!

I assume you asked that as a joke, but I kid you not that is exactly what she did and why I said it! Ive never seen anyone faint before, apart from fake fainting by Gillian mckeith in I'm a celeb, and was surprised it was exactly like that!!! (hence why I initially thought she was messing about)

Must have been very surreal and not knowing if the person was alive or not must have got the heart beating!! Should imagine it all happened so quickly, as they say. In all the miles I do on the motorway in my job I always expect to see something like that but happy to say I haven't.

That must have been pretty dramatic. Must be quite common if a lorry can blow caravans over like that. Heard plenty of stories of people not stopping to help others. Once I realised it wasn't someone messing about I ditched the car and the adrenalin kicked in. Can only imagine the adrenalin in an RTA situation

Only audiobooks I listen to are French lessons. Maybe learn a new language?

What's up with the sammy? Considered getting one a while back

Just saw a girl dramatically collapse in Hedge end as I was driving passed and pulled over to help and call ambulance. She was very shook up and was hard to work out what lead to it as she had been running from something/one it seemed. Never been first on the scene of any emergency before and was surprised how much it got me shaking at the time and how much it's stuck in my mind since. Makes me wonder what it would feel like finding someone in a worse state. Have you been first on the scene before? What happened and how did u feel/handle the situation?

That's the hardest thing to take from all this...that I've actually considered getting an xbox... Shocking, just shocking...

4 more years of Adkinisms

Rumours that it's re-enabled for developers and should be fully back up by 31st... 31st of which month though!? Would have expected some parts back by now :-S

Kept secret, yes. But BEST kept secret?? It's not as if anyone would have been desperately digging to find out if his contracts going to be extended! Makes it slightly easier to keep it secret. Good news though and congrats to him.

Where's my new shirt....

White stuff

Possibly significant that it's being announced early in the day. Shirt on sale from midday maybe?