RonManager

The national anthem in it's true form, Ren and Stimpy style.... 'Our country reeks of trees...etc etc Here's a video of our Queen singing it.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfMANxC27IQ

I agree totally. How the **** could a lettuce sink an ocean-going liner. Why it wouldn't even scratch the paintwork. It sank because the sea became higher than the ship.

Any of these obscenely overpaid ****s that don't want to play for us can **** the **** off as soon as they like. Then we can sign some more obscenely overpaid ****s.

****ing hell - it was only a matter of time before you reverted to type. Just **** the **** off into your twisted little head and live there happily ever after.

She's 50 feet tall!

'I love a girl in a uniform..'

'The west's asleep, Let England Shake' [video=youtube;ykbZ_Sk-xfY]

'Goddam Europeans .... take me back to beautiful England'.

It's been leaked...it's by a new company called Carousel

How do you know you're in the middle of your life? My ambition is to live forever. So far, so good.

Don't mess with Oren....

Jo Hart's hair looks neat and tidy - well conditioned too.

Oliver Holt ‏@OllieHolt22 36m Teamsheet from Manaus pic.twitter.com/z8UqmVM187 NOTE : R.Lambert

http://www.gusthefox.com/

'Koooooooooooooeman you Saints'

It's a long term investment, so a good percentage of the cost will be recouped when put up against tax over the coming years.

Indeed. Just like how Spring/Summer/Autumn/Winterwatch do it.

Stoke away. FACT.

Ooh Gaston Ramirez --- but I like you.

I used to live on Albert Road. My cat is buried under an apple tree on the site of Easter Road railway station nearby.

My sources (a badger with mange and a sheep with scrapie) tell me that Lawrie McMenemy will be unveiled on Friday.

My day job is a bra. So obviously, yes.

I'd go for that. I think he's a cracking player who MU have underused. Put in him in a team where he'd be a regular starter and watch him flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Get Carter. Not my favourite, I don't have an outright favourite, but up there.

Dan Harding. Miss you Dan.