RonManager

Free Phand Fawteen Shillings Tuppence Free 'alfpenny..

Made my cat jump off the bed FFS!

Why on earth would you want to go to that godforsaken sand pit. Honestly, go somewhere nice, there's a whole planet out there.

Rosenberg Trondheim, where it all began.

Twoo

This is Europe though, down through the centuries. Twas ever thus.

I did die but Ren Hoek made me better. Happy Happy Joy Joy

We may have to fight for the right to Partey.

I'm of a mind that this Irish fella Paul O'Greeny or whatever his handle is, might just do us proud, 'appen as like as not our kid.

ooooh look at me 1st again. Hope you enjoyed your celebratory ****, you self-satisfied, smug ****. ...and if you think my reply is about you being 1st to reply, you're an even bigger ****.

You know nothing Jon Snow.

Job: Self employed Industry: Archaeology, Art, Graphic design, restoration, writer, artist, etc etc Approx Annual salary before tax without bonus: Varies wildly. Typical bonus: n/a Approx take home after tax: Varies wildly. Approximate location: Here, there and everywhere. Years of working experience directly relevant to your job: All my life after leaving school. Level of education: O/A level. Additional job perks e.g. company car/shares: n/a Typical hours worked per week: Varies wildly. Not work, I've just done things that I wanted to do.

These are my 5..... PJ HARVEY - Dry Siouxsie - Ju Ju PJ HARVEY - Rid of Me Ian Dury - New Boots and Panties PJ HARVEY - To Bring You My Love Joy Division - Unknown Pleasures PJ HARVEY and JOHN PARISH - Dance Hall at Louse Point Slade - Play It Loud PJ HARVEY - Is This Desire The Cars - The Cars PJ HARVEY -Stories From The City, Stories From the Sea Talking Heads - 77 PJ HARVEY -Uh Huh Her Elvis Costello - My Aim is True PJ HARVEY -White Chalk New Model Army - Vengeance PJ HARVEY and JOHN PARISH - A Woman a Man Walked By Jethro Tull - Thick as a Brick PJ HARVEY - Let England Shake Magazine - Real Life

I ain't got no spare tickets for no football match, but I got a spare Bournemouth beach wiv reconditioned sand (deckchairs extra); a pier (needs attention to rust), and 2 Promenades (1 x 1890s in sepia tint and 1 x 1950s in colour). Buyer collects.

1. We will walk this tinpot league. 2. Anyone that says otherwise is etc.. etc.. etc.. 3. *bears fangs, beats chest and howls at the moon*

By the way, I was in a progrock band back in the 70s called 'Future Retrospective Reputation' We did a track with a drum solo that lasted 5 years. True story.

I'd put him in the same box as Benali in terms of his Saints career and his future retrospective reputation. Make of that what you will.

2.5 million years of human evolution brings us to this....

Redblooded Male • 7 hours ago BR will have spent £50m on 3 Southampton players! The good ones don't wanna come, & the overpriced mediocre ones are busting a gut to come. This sucks! lifted from http://www.thisisanfield.com/2014/07/lovren-liverpool-target-show-respect-southampton/

I've just wet the bed. Unfortunately it wasn't Saints related. Nurse........Nurse.............NURSE.

So its either Hasfallenthrough Athletic or TheLatterNow FC. Either way, a stern test for our plucky new team.

After watching Gardener's World, I like mulch.

One Guinea, Fifteen Shillings, Sixpence Three Farthings.

She could kill me on the toilet - I'm imagining it now.

She had to lock the dragons up - she cried and it made me cry. ps..I haven't read the books so no spoilers or I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU ON THE TOILET WITH A CROSSBOW.