ChrisPY

Blackburn vs Man Utd Man City vs Birmingham Doncaster vs West Brom Middlesborough vs Sheff Weds Peterborough vs Leicester Walsall vs Tranmere 22.22/1 Spurs vs Portsmouth Liverpool vs Fulham Barnsley vs Derby Cardiff vs Reading Newcastle vs Blackpool Preston vs S****horpe Brighton vs Carlisle Millwall vs Gillingham Celtic vs Ross County Dundee Utd vs Raith Alloa vs Brechin 324.02/1

Erics charm 40/1

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Don't think it's a case of it being something to dosince he retired. There were rumours of him and a current prem striker doing cocaine when they were playing for us. Oh well, it's nothing to do with us and not in the public interest.

West Brom vs Leicester Millwall vs Brentford Tranmere vs Norwich Arsenal vs Wolves Burnley vs Man City Stoke vs Hull Middlesborough vs Palace Peterborough vs Newcastle QPR vs Sheff Weds Wycombe vs Huddersfield Burton vs Darlington Rotherham vs Port Vale Motherwell vs Falkirk Rangers vs Hamilton Dundee vs Ayr East Fife vs Alloa Annan vs Livingston £2,977.39 - 1 Exeter vs Colchester Birmingham vs Liverpool Bolton vs Aston Villa Everton vs West Ham Preston vs Watford Leeds vs Swindon MK Dons vs Charlton Southend vs Yeovil £250.82 - 1 Brighton 1 Saints 3 £18 - 1

We'll just sign another 11 players so they can all have every other game off. We can afford it.

3mins 15secs. I was 9 at the time so did quite well.

Heard a bloke ask his mate... 'Where are my glasses?' 'You left them on your seat.' 'Oh... Wemberley, wemberley, i went to wemberley and left my glasses on my seat, wemberley'

Never put saints in an accumulator. It can only go badly.

Assume it's a 'points' system like the fantasy football games. Goals would count for a fair few points. Therefore the best defenders in the league are the ones who do well attacking...

Nigel Pearson to reject them.

Should have been doing better with the players at the club. Did a fantastic job getting them to the Prem but couldn't cut it with the big boys.

Like that Peterborough keeper in one of copello's first squads.

You should phone, email or fax John W******d if you want some ivy.

Does this mean it's too late for ocean finance to consolidate their debt?

I like it when he sings Candy Shop. It makes me happy.

Manchester United Chelsea Liverpool Arsenal Tottenham Aston Villa Everton Manchester City West Ham Sunderland Newcastle Nottingham Forest Leicester Coventry Sheffield Wednesday Leeds Derby Southampton Birmingham West Brom

No thanks. We'd lose to Brum so might as well give them a bye.

Top bloke. My dad got him to sign the back of a Saints ticket a few months back in Sainsburys, Hedge End.

Apparently the skates were staying at the Botley Grange Hotel last night (£30 a night for a room for 2!). Got into my room at 4am. Hopefully woke a few of them up although I expect their nerves may have had a few of them unable to sleep anyway!

8 fingers and 2 thumbs work better than 9 fingers and 2 thumbs when picking up an item.

or Grant, Grant, wherever you may be You sh*g hookers in Eeeeeeeeastleigh It could be worse, could be a proper skate, Taking your sister out on a date.

4 days left to go, Left to go for Pompey 4 days 3 days 2 days 1 day Then there's no more Pompey To One man and his dog.

Yes.

Gaydamaks a Nazi Chanrai hates Tibet The Sheiks they had no money Now Pompey's f*cking sh*t