ChrisPY

Love the 'how can the players find something so serious funny' bit followed by 'send us your England jokes!'

Changed my mind. Drop lampard and j. Cole. Bring in Adam Johnson.

------------------Hart------------------- Richards - Ferdinand - Dawson - Cole -----------------Barry------------------- ----------Gerrard---Rodwell------------ Walcott---------------------------Milner ----------------Rooney------------------ Rest of 23 : Carson Robinson Johnson S. Taylor Upson Bridge Huddlestone Lampard Gibson Lennon J. Cole Agbonlahor Defoe Good enough to win the group and giving the youngsters experience.

1 Mr Dinlo Jinx Dinlo Jinx 2316 2950 2 Mr Steve Dear Steve100 2329 2947 3 Mr Michael Todd SPADGE47 9504 2577 4 Mr Charlie Messenger Moronic Boot-lickers 10222 2558 5 Mr Mark Dearsley Basing Saints 14586 2462 6 Mr Royce Rossiter Pork Gyros FC 15669 2441 7 Mr Andy Mintram El Retardinhos 19403 2378 8 Mr Neil Pollock Bayern Eunuch 20465 2362 9 Mr Robbie McCall South Korean Saints 20598 2360 10 Mr Andrew Blackman Blackman FC 20741 2358 11 Mr Andrew Brown ANDYBWIN 22020 2340 12 Mr Alex Griffiths Multiple Scorgasms 25869 2289 13 Mr Lee Plummer SHIVA SHANTI 28454 2256 14 Mr Chris Young Team Team 29502 2242 15 Dr Morten Harket Harket Luckylucky Bastards 33245 2198 16 Miss Natalie Kitcher Bourne United 37534 2151 17 Mr keith stubbs what the **** 37916 2147 18 Mr Chris Obee Sotonians 38393 2142 19 Mr Russell Dickie Wot no Rickie 48826 2033 20 Mr Simon Goodwin Honduras 52763 1995 21 Mr Mark Dearlove Saints Alive 52961 1993 22 Mr Andy Grace Inter Scatterbrook 54768 1976 23 Mr Darren Kingsbury Spanish Omelete 56212 1963 24 Mr Paul Glynn Antwerp Saint 56212 1963 25 Mr Brad Smirk smirks stars 57576 1951 26 Mr Gordon Smith Gogo Saint 59718 1933 27 Mr Peter Stephens Baaaattered Sausage 60895 1923 28 Mr Sam Kimish Where Is Lambert 71205 1848 29 Mr Richard Petley Boardwalk Bandits 76513 1815 30 Mr Matt Wellstead The Lamb and Flag XI 76869 1813 31 Mr Alan Man Mana United 78167 1806 32 Mr Chris Garrett Multiple Scorgasms 78524 1804 33 Miss Georgina Holloway Holloways Heroes 79791 1797 34 Mr Simon Goddard Dibden Purlieu Saint 79950 1796 35 Mr Chris Williams Muff Divers 80887 1791 36 Mr Scott Ingate Ingaland 81295 1789 37 Mr Matt Hemsley Cato St Conspiracy 83700 1777 38 Mr Luke botting KBillysoccersquad 89457 1749 39 Dr Julian Cope Sporting Akhenaten 93852 1729 40 Mr paul Weston Saintsandsinners 95512 1722 41 Mr Jeff Clark Weymouth Wanderers 95733 1721 42 Mr Robert Bath Joensuu 99190 1706 43 Mr Daniel Kidd Gwyn Galacticos 101506 1696 44 Mr Ben Place Xeretec All Stars 105509 1680 45 Mr Saintchazza XI 109058 1666 46 Mr Asa Leathem Leathems Lions 110114 1662 47 Mr Gary Barlow Sash 115951 1640 48 Mr Matthew Randall ST Randys Wonders 118323 1631 49 Mr James Blake saints to come 122151 1617 50 Mr dean mullen Barrys island 128023 1596 51 Mr Robert Steel Perth Saints 130484 1587 52 Mr james comport Super Saints 91 131541 1583 53 Mr Dave Contreras 3 Lions on my shirt 132081 1581 54 Mr Neil Tribble Tregglevision FC 135916 1567 55 Mr Mark Brogan Wombles 140555 1550 56 Mr Steve Patton Ocean Colour Scene 142140 1544 57 Mr Ben Rule Lungs Ladyboys 145601 1531 58 Mr Chris Witcher Desert Rats 147436 1524 59 Mr aaa bbb Insideout fc 151210 1510 60 Mr Alex Batten Alexland 151752 1508 61 Mr Jack Lambden Nothing But The Best 161136 1471 62 Mr George Kimber-Sweatman Georges Saints 162053 1467 63 Mr Alan Vanstone Vanstone Vagabonds 168897 1438 64 Mr Jamie Lawrence Thedelldays 168897 1438 65 Mr Rickie Lambert OptimusElites 170561 1431 66 Mr tom wilson Swiss Billionaire XI 181611 1378 67 Mr Matthew White Rainbow Warriors 187608 1345 68 Dr Jesse Harrison Lowe Jesses All Stars 191691 1320 69 Mr Sam Arthur Sambosa75 FC 195268 1296 70 Mr Adam Goddard Sperm Johns Suckouts 200302 1259 71 Mr geoff white altoniansaints 201883 1245 72 Mr Fatso Fishfingers Team Fatso 203433 1231 73 Mr Matt Davis Liquids Army 209394 1165 74 Mr Mike Britton Micks Slicks 212914 1113 75 Mr John Mundy Cheetahs 213640 1100 14th. Not too bad.

Germany - Argentina - Spain - Brazil If we win the world cup this year we'll have to beat the best 4 teams. It would make us the greatest world cup winners ever. Can't see it happening.

Make that 3-2. 2 minutes left. Cracker.

Good game so far! 2-1

Dot?

--------------------Hart----------------- Johnson---Dawson----Terry-----Cole Lennon------Barry---Lampard---Cole ------------------Gerrard--------------- ------------------Rooney---------------

He wasn't in charge for that match. He'd been appointed earlier that day and was watching from the stands.

Hopefully Saints can beat them. They've got Rory Fallon who we'll be up against next season. That's one of their better players...

I've got Kaka, Casillas, Pique, Iniesta and Villa to carry me up the table in the next couple of days.

Table so far... Pos Manager Name Team Name Position Total points 1 Mr Chris Obee Sotonians 416 995 2 Mr Lee Plummer SHIVA SHANTI 9336 531 3 Mr Mark Brogan Wombles 12316 501 4 Mr Andrew Brown ANDYBWIN 14114 488 5 Mr Mark Dearsley Basing Saints 15017 482 6 Mr Michael Todd SPADGE47 15017 482 7 Mr Steve Dear Steve100 15840 477 8 Mr Charlie Messenger Moronic Boot-lickers 16723 472 9 Mr Chris Williams Muff Divers 21991 448 10 Mr Dinlo Jinx Dinlo Jinx 22753 445 11 Miss Georgina Holloway Holloways Heroes 23824 441 12 Mr Paul Glynn Antwerp Saint 24934 437 13 Mr Robbie McCall South Korean Saints 28723 425 14 Mr Chris Young Team Team 30778 419 15 Mr paul Weston Saintsandsinners 31121 418 16 Mr Andrew Blackman Blackman FC 36177 405 17 Mr George Kimber-Sweatman Georges Saints 37063 403 18 Mr Ben Place Xeretec All Stars 37927 401 19 Mr James Blake saints to come 39703 397 20 Dr Jesse Harrison Lowe Jesses All Stars 40540 395 21 Mr Russell Dickie Wot no Rickie 42419 391 22 Mr Andy Grace Inter Scatterbrook 43863 388 23 Mr Neil Pollock Bayern Eunuch 44826 386 24 Mr Royce Rossiter Pork Gyros FC 49504 377 25 Mr Peter Stephens Baaaattered Sausage 51217 374 26 Mr Scott Ingate Ingaland 57525 363 27 Mr Gary Barlow Sash 58672 361 28 Mr Matt Hemsley Cato St Conspiracy 60582 358 29 Mr Jeff Clark Weymouth Wanderers 63637 353 30 Mr Dave Contreras 3 Lions on my shirt 64251 352 31 Mr Asa Leathem Leathems Lions 64251 352 32 Mr Chris Garrett Multiple Scorgasms 69361 344 33 Miss Natalie Kitcher Bourne United 69361 344 34 Mr Jack Lambden Nothing But The Best 73366 338 35 Mr Steve Patton Ocean Colour Scene 73366 338 36 Mr Ben Rule Lungs Ladyboys 74761 336 37 Mr Alex Griffiths Multiple Scorgasms 80152 328 38 Mr james comport Super Saints 91 90092 314 39 Mr Alan Vanstone Vanstone Vagabonds 100420 300 40 Mr Mark Dearlove Saints Alive 107170 291 41 Mr Luke botting KBillysoccersquad 107170 291 42 Mr dean mullen Barrys island 107936 290 43 Dr Morten Harket Harket Luckylucky Bastards 116882 278 44 Mr Sam Kimish Where Is Lambert 121234 272 45 Mr Andy Mintram El Retardinhos 122695 270 46 Mr Matt Wellstead The Lamb and Flag XI 122695 270 47 Mr Daniel Kidd Gwyn Galacticos 125722 266 48 Mr Saintchazza XI 131722 258 49 Mr Simon Goodwin Honduras 137143 251 50 Mr aaa bbb Insideout fc 137833 250 51 Mr Alex Batten Alexland 143053 243 52 Mr Chris Witcher Desert Rats 143778 242 53 Mr Robert Steel Perth Saints 144491 241 54 Mr Robert Bath Joensuu 146647 238 55 Mr Darren Kingsbury Spanish Omelete 150119 233 56 Mr Matthew Randall ST Randys Wonders 152749 229 57 Dr Julian Cope Sporting Akhenaten 160541 217 58 Mr Jamie Lawrence Thedelldays 160541 217 59 Mr Gordon Smith Gogo Saint 165667 209 60 Mr Matthew White Rainbow Warriors 167498 206 61 Mr Adam Goddard Sperm Johns Suckouts 169214 203 62 Mr Sam Arthur Sambosa75 FC 172012 198 63 Mr keith stubbs what the **** 172591 197 64 Mr tom wilson Swiss Billionaire XI 174069 194 65 Mr Matt Davis Liquids Army 176190 190 66 Mr John Mundy Cheetahs 177243 188 67 Mr Neil Tribble Tregglevision FC 192156 153 68 Mr Alan Man Mana United 194888 144 69 Mr Simon Goddard Dibden Purlieu Saint 195671 141 70 Mr Fatso Fishfingers Team Fatso 198287 131 71 Mr Brad Smirk smirks stars 201765 116 72 Mr Rickie Lambert OptimusElites 204115 100 73 Mr Richard Petley Boardwalk Bandits 206799 79

Arsenal youngster craig eastmond(?). Fact. Maybe.

South Korean keeper looks like a bit of an idiot but they're very quick going forward and could cause a lot of teams problems attacking. Not sure about their defence though. Greece are sh*t.

3-1 Lampard first scorer. 60-1

I'm in. My squad- Buffon James Pique Johnson Chiellini Mertesacker Sagna Kaka Sneijder Schweinsteiger Lennon Iniesta Villa Podolski Van Persie

Spain/Villa double at 14/1 Germany/Podolski double at 130/1 USA to go out in the QFs at 5/1 Argentina to beat Nigeria Spain to beat Switzerland Germany to beat Australia France to beat Uruguay Italy to beat Paraguay at about 9/1 Plus a few bigger accumulators which will pay thousands if they come out.

King of Birmingham.

USA to knock out the Germans. The group of death to be decided by a nice draw seeing brazil and Portugal both get the point they need but neither team to get past the quarters.

http://fantasyfootball.metro.co.uk/ Saints Web League 8017973

Just checked the minimum is £2. Still not as much as a booking fee.

Will set up a metro mini league. You can set an entry fee that creates a prize for the winner if anyone is prepared to stick a quid in?

Like this one. Work on it as I think there's something missing. Not sure what though... HTH

England 3 USA 1 Wigan beat Chelsea. Doesn't make them any good. We will win.