RedAndWhite91

I did think at the time they looked exactly like me but thought nothing of it.

Never knew that, great stuff, cheers.

Best keep schtum then!

I always somehow manage to find Saints fans and then sing Saints songs really loud whilst drunk. Even in Magaluf I accomplished this.

Whaaaaat! I just follow Saints fans on there, nothing wrong with that! Why amazingly anyway? I have met Steve Grant!

Yes I follow any fans of the mighty Southampton.

Yeah I'm @russellsfc if anyone fancies following, by my twitter reputation on here I guess that won't be many!

To be fair though there isn't much else you can do on twitter except type 140 characters of bollócks is there?

I remember one time, got absolutely plastered in Winchester and caught a taxi home. I can't remember the taxi ride, but it dropped me off exactly half a mile from my house. I walked home and got proper close to my house, it was only just round the corner but for some reason I thought I couldn't make it. I sat up on a wall outside a MOT place and thought that I'd sleep there. When I realised I couldn't sleep behind a wall just metres from my house I jumped off the wall but did one of those comedy running face dives in the middle of the road. Blood started pouring from my hands and went all over my favourite Fred Perry polo. I stood up and did exactly the same thing, absolutely stacking it again. I awoke the next morning in a daze, on top of my bed covers, fully clothed, covered in blood. Idiot.

He followed me so thought I'd be kind and follow back..

My iPod Touch is great.

You may lol, but it is true!

This is a serious subject. These jokes aren't even raoulmoatly funny.

Fact.

Shouted 'come on then' to a Spanish riot police officer, which isn't weird, just fxcking stupid.

I follow all sorts of people, Saints fans, fans of other clubs, only a few 'celebs', a couple of footballers, news things, and just random people I might find interesting. I only have a few friends on there that I actually know but that's alright. I really like twitter, but I do talk a lot of shít on there.

He's good getting up the wing but can often be caught out coming back. He seems to have trouble in the tackle and heading definitely isn't one of his strong points. He does have a bit of flair and can cross a ball, but as I said that's not great for a RB who struggles to get back sometimes.

Surely on the husband's info bit he has 'Married to ****** ******' and you can then see she's the right one?

I reckon dune would wear England 3 quarter length shorts all holiday.

Police say they won't leave any stone unturned. At 6ft 3 and 17st he's hardly likely to be hiding under a stone is he?!

"This season I will be mostly hating labels and foreigners"

I think Stone Island is a quality brand of clothing to be honest. I wonder what dune wears... I imagine him as something like this: "I hate labels"

I can imagine Ibiza being commercialised and dear, that's why we didn't go there, but €10 for a bottle of water is just obscene!

Count me in.

That's sound, our hotel was all inclusive and right on the strip, so got a bit messy. Was looking at Ayia Napa as well, that might be a shout for next year. 31 isn't too old, I was in one club and this bloke walked past who must have been in his 60's, he was loving it. Maga is a great place though I love it, and I am well jealous you went to Ibiza in 98... Must have been well good.