RedAndWhite91

Nice analogy. Dagenham & Redbridge did half time Pot Noodles...

Ooops!

YEAH! And we shout BOYCOTT the Daily Echo for trying to get us to wear yellow at Middlesbrough! How dare they tell us what to wear at a game!

Can't wait for this.

Someone behind me at SMS thought Jose Fonte was Falque earlier in the season. Also, can't remember who it was but a black Ipswich player dropped his shorts in a goal celebration, some bloke near me was going mental, shouting stuff like "HE'S DROPPED HIS SHORTS, THERE ARE KIDS HERE, DISGRACEFUL, HE SHOULD BE BANNED" etc even though it was clear he had those undershorts on. Now this doesn't sound too bad, but it's the fact that whilst shouting this he called him a 'n*gnog'... Think that's a bit worse for kids to hear than someone dropping their shorts for two seconds!

Dear oh dear.

League goals this season: Rickie Lambert 26 Adam Lallana 10 Guly Do Prado 10 David Connolly 6 Jos Hooiveld 5 Billy Sharp 5 We are such a one man team one-trick pony it's unbelievable!

Bias pro-Reading article on BBC website essentially calling us a one man team. Nice.

One of those 'ultras' calls himself 'The Conducter' and stands at the front 'conducting'. Apparently he's a bit of a d/ckhead.

Jaidi's 95th minute equaliser away at Carlisle made the long trip back a little bit better.

Have to agree. My mate is a Palace season ticket holder and he was sat high up in the stand to the left of us. Whilst he quite happily praised our squad, Lambert, and the numbers of us that travelled, he did say it sounded like we only had about three songs and there were a lot of stages where we were silent. He did say however, that when we all did sing, we were the loudest away fans that have been at Selhurst this season. I do think when we take a large following we struggle to get everyone singing together and making a decent noise. There's a lot of people who don't normally sing and are happy to sit in silence. Also it always seems one part of the stand will try and start a song, then another will try and sing another song. Nevertheless a top away day and superb victory.

Not bad support I suppose...

This.

Nick Hawkins, chief prosecutor for Hampshire, said: “The message is simple to anyone who steps out of line – we will catch you and prosecute you. Simple not to step out of line, but I do agree they will be looking for anything to get you nicked.

Very sorry for your loss.

Some great suggestions but you know none will be sung. It'll just be 'Pay up P*mpey' which sounds exactly like their chant. We lack originality. Also agree about the clapping at one million miles per hour, it just ruins every song.

Best post I've read on here in a long time.

Reminds me of Nineteen Eighty-Four...

Hear P*mpey are keeping an eye on Bradbury now... Dave Kitson has only scored three times this season and they feel Bradbury could do a better job up front.

Got a feeling that afternoon Hoddle announced his World Cup squad - Le Tissier was bound to be selected after his hat trick for the B side, but was left out...

Also, Xavi made his first team debut on 18 August 1998... So it's possible he could have played in the game in May with what would have been a weakened squad.

Adriansfc - Just realised I have written exactly what you have - Sorry!

The Barcelona v Saints friendly was 12th May 1998 - Any international players who were due to go to the World Cup in June were left out. Saints were beaten 4-0. Ronnie Ekelund came about as a result of Ball jokingly asking Cruyff if he had any players spare whilst they were both in a hotel, but that was in August 1994.

Quite funny reading this thread all these months on...

I like having an occasional 20 McNuggets 'share'box all to myself. Had a burger in a McDonalds in the USA, it was great, they gave it to you open and then you went to a salad bar, tasted lovely. The burgers over here are **** though.