kpturner

Too many syllables - how about "there's only one Don Cortese"

I wonder if all transfer activity will stall until Don Cortese has decided on his future.

There are plenty that are catchy or funny or clever or topical. This just isn't one of them. When people around me start singing it I want to run off and hide until its all over. To be honest, this probably the only one out of our enormous repertoire that makes me feel like this. But hey, chant away if it floats your boat - but don't expect Cortese to be in the least bit grateful for it.

"He comes from Italy, he fookin hates Pompey......" It's embarrassing having to write it, let alone shout it out loud in public.

"Sums".......plus our support has been great, especially away from home (apart from when that chant pops up). I am in two minds about it to be honest (the Cortese situation that is). I am in the pro-Cortese camp, but I also think that his apparent lack of accountability is unhealthy. For this reason (plus the awful chant) I think we probably should do absolutely nothing - and let things take their course.

That's "God you're miserable".......and so am I

I think you are making up things to worry about now we are safe.

"Virgin" Atlantic Air Stewardess. Gawd I'm hilarious sometimes

Absolutely the most cringeworthy, embarrassing, crass, cr@p, pointless, tuneless, fu c kwit of a chant ever invented in the entire history of football. I expect if he ever needed a reason to leave, then having to endure a hoard of brainless morons chanting that over and over again will certainly be near the top of his list. Other than that - great idea.

:lol: What an absolute twunt. Were you watching the right match Charlie? Were you actually watching anything, more to the point?

I find it surprising how many Saints fans - especially those that post on here - are seemingly oblivious to the fact that Wigan are playing Villa next week

Great ball to Ward-Prowse to set up our goal BTW (unless my eyes deceived from from up in the gods )

Where is BlakeySFC??

To be fair, if you are not actually at the match watching it unfold before your eyes, then daft knee-jerk thread starting is a possibility. In think Alps learned a lesson today - at least I hope do for his sake !

Fantastic bit of trivia that I will bore peeps with for years to come.

It is still mathematically possible, but statistically improbable.

Don't be . I'm in Sunderland (actually no, Newcastle) getting leathered

Well I agree if it is that - but the translation suggested otherwise. However. It is just a translation done in front of a mike so it's open to misunderstanding.

What are the personal "issues" poch alluded to?

I don't want any of them to be relegated - but as one of them has to go then Villa. Sadly, however, Wigan will not get enough points to stay up.

Yes really. It's not 99.99%. See my post again. I worked it out.

Fail!! It's 99.9999999999999%

One more point actually

I am not convinced TBH I think we can do better.

Out of interest - why "unsung" ?