Surely to qualify as "notoriously unable to cope with" has got to involve more than one game?
Same for Adrian Heath - he scored a goal against us in an FA Cup semi, but he wasn't anywhere near the OPs exacting requirement - although he/she nominated Lukaku so who knows!
"Who the hell is Vardy"? Not sure if you are joking or not - but he is the ex-Fleetwood striker that we were linked to on several occasions. I guess you missed that in our L1 days
Agree with those that said it he is too young. I took my 6 year old to the Bayer Leverkusen match and even that was borderline - but at least it wasn't too crowded. Spent a lot of time going to/from the loo!
I think Long may have been bought for more than just a goal tally. Yes the fee was a tad jaw dropping - but then most of the fees this summer have been. We clearly wanted him and he wasn't for sale - hence a fee Hull couldn't refuse.