kpturner

What? You mean you just got laid?

A minute too slow - an age thing I presume?

Deliberate I presume?

Easily the most entertaining and educational thread I have seen on this forum. If the OP turns out to be true (but terribly written) then it will be a bonus....but I have my doubts. Is it OK to use .... and - because I do that a lot?

He won't understand the irony. On to more important matters - I think you would benefit from a full stop at the end of the sentence and a comma after "See". It should also be a full stop after "right" followed by a space. Please don't post on this thread until you have improved your literary skills. [-X

I asked a similar question: http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showpost.php?p=310207&postcount=8 but I guess I was being thick because nobody could be arsed to respond. I think the spelling and punctuation was mostly correct.

My deleted post had a torso, arms and legs - just no head.....

Why thank you kind sir. If you fancy getting something deleted I can send you a couple of links. Let me know. I had better be good for a while now....

******!! - and I really tried too.

Well we are more likely to get the spelling and grammar right (eventually) than the eventual buyer. I had to proof read this several times before I had the courage to press . I cannot wait to see what I ****ed up :-)

LOL - Well you were both close, but in actual fact it was the full stop that I missed (deliberately of course). It should read "I am glad. I am not the only pedant on here." It is true - honest :-)

I suppose so, unless you end up posting it again because you thought it was a mistake - which fortunately did not happen ;-)

What I cannot understand is how one group pays £500k and gets exclusivity when another group (MJ/SG) have the £500k waived and get to see the books without exclusivity. How can one group have exclusivity when another one is already (alledgedly) going through DD on the accounts etc?

He is there (assuming you mean Kevin Phillips)

Absolutely - completely disgraceful behaviour. What is the internet coming to - I ask you?

OK 1) Kevin Pressman 2) Darren Anderton 3) Graham Roberts 4) Jody Craddock 5) Gareth Southgate 6) Dennis Wise 7) Wade Elliott 8 ) Brian Howard 9 ) Kevin Phillips 10) Paul Rideout 11) Steve Guppy Subs === Jamie Cureton Darren Eadie Bobby Robson Brian Stock Sam Vokes Scott McDonald

Hilarious effort Nick. I laughed until I stopped. Dunno why it got deleted - I haven't had any PMs reprimanding me for being naughty. I mean to say, what could possibly be offensive about a photograph of a bloke who had just been decapitated by a helicopter rotor blade? - with the implication this is what Wotton looks like now following his clash with Carlisle. Bad taste perhaps? Maybe somebody knew the bloke :smt107

Rideout definitely qualifies. McDonald is slightly "iffy" - depends on whether or not you consider only two sub appearances as "not getting a sniff". Southgate, though, is a must to bolster the defense. Pressman is the only keeper suggested so he'll have to do for now.... 1) Kevin Pressman 2) Kevin Phillips 3) Graham Roberts 4) Jody Craddock 5) Gareth Southgate 6) Dennis Wise 7) Wade Elliott Brian Howard 9 ) Darren Anderton 10) Paul Rideout 11) Steve Guppy Subs === Jamie Cureton Darren Eadie Bobby Robson Brian Stock Sam Vokes Scott McDonald

Three big "IF"s - but otherwise I agree.

There you go - right on cue.

Probably some rant about how much relegation cost by comparison - based on the notion that it wouldn't have happened if he had stayed.

Oi - where has my post gone? I've been censored

Let me think for a while.........no we can't.