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kpturner

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  1. Just read the OP - it is all there is to know other than confirmation on the Echo site. Other than that it is just some (occasionally) amusing drivel which I have been guilty of contributing to.
  2. I was just joking - I think we'll be promoted by xmas ;-)
  3. Zilch - that is how bad things are.
  4. Ahh - OK. That explains the random key press.
  5. Not spare - sorry.
  6. You won't get in with it since I have it on good authority that you will use it to batter ill-educated illiterate youths with it once you are in.
  7. I rest my case - it is definitely now a competition to see who can say the same thing using different words
  8. Have you been lately? The first one is still in use and the second one.....well it is just plain sh1te and can only be sung with one of those old football rattles in your hand (which we can't get in with).
  9. ...and back to spelling - since I got it right once it must be a typo ;-)
  10. So this thread has gone from grammar lessons, to botany, back to grammer - and now it is a competition to see who can say the same thing using different words! :-)
  11. If that was significant then it is already too late.
  12. "Could", but probably won't. I've decided to stop you lot using my back garden for training.
  13. So you are taking "The Floral Dance" and "Rupert the Bear" as serious suggestions but have blatantly ignored the Southampton legend Benny Hill. Good job it is a school day tomorrow......of sh!t, no its not! Go and do some homework or something useful.
  14. True, but was this thread not about our team having the same values etc as Barcelona? I think our financial situation prevents us from sticking two fingers up at a potential shirt sponsor whereas Barcelona can - so in that regard we cannot emulate them......actually we can't emulate them in any regard can we?
  15. It won't.
  16. That is because they have enough money already.
  17. I can't see why anyone tried to trump this suggestion: http://www.televisiontunes.com/Benny_Hill_Show.html it cannot be topped so please stop posting.
  18. Pahars was particularly sh1t. Wished we had never bought him myself.
  19. It was a rhetorical question. I've already hired my costume.
  20. Forgetful isn't he?
  21. Why? I have read the entire bloody thing already.
  22. Been done already several times on this thread - but I don't blame you for not looking through the thread in detail before posting!
  23. All these **** poor irish jokes remind me of the time that Man City got taken over recently. While the cameras were on the reporter outside the stadium talking about the take-over, clueless City fans danced around behind him with fake turbans on and doing eqyptian dances. Welcome to Manchester City?? They couldn't even get the country right! If this Irish take over takes place are we going to see similar scenes outside St Mary's with dumb-ass fans dancing around dressed as leprechauns - just to make them feel welcome?
  24. What always ended with a hand clap?
  25. Very true, even if it has nowt to do with this thread :-)
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