CWD

A little off topic, but it made me laugh. Just been on KUMB and a WHU fan has starting referring to us as 'Lambert FC'. Moron

Sorry, there was meant to be a question mark after that. Hope he does well.

For one month

I did work experience with the News sports desk about 5 or 6 years back. I can certify that Neil Allen is a total ****.

As others have said, it's his own account, he can say what the **** he wants. Bore off skates.

When I did the predictor a couple of weeks back I actually had Leeds finishing 3rd somehow, so they must have a favourable run in. Would certainly not bet against them making the play offs.

Is that Lee Barnard in the picture?

Woooooooooo Rickie. Well deserved

I don't know Matt personally but our respective Grandparents moved down from Scotland together and were great friends, and I've played golf in the past with his brother and Dad. Well chuffed for him, despite him being a skate at heart. Always good to see a fellow Gosport boy do well.

Wilfried Zaha Young Player of the Year

Wittingham wins Goal of the Year

I'm sure someone will correct me if I'm wrong, but I think family and community club of the year is the same thing. So Portsmouth who mugged off local charities, won best community club. Mental. EDIT turns out they are different awards then. Portsmouth best family club, Rotherham best community club

Thought this deserved its own thread. Winners of note so far make no sense to me: Family Club of the Year - Portsmouth (****ing lol) Outstanding Manager - Gus Poyet Goal of the Year - Peter Whittingham

Ever seen Brian Connolly's character that was a mickey take of Mystic Meg? For some reason, whenever I read your posts, the voice in my head is that of Sceptic Peg! (agree with you about Hammond btw)

Will he go to the Olympics i wonder? Deserves it imo

Why not out of interest? Are you saying he's out of our range or not good enough?

Curtis Davies would be my first signing should Brum not go up, along with a GK like Foster, Robinson or Hennessey

Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Cracking film, absolutely hilarious. And Mila Kunis is stunning.

You're right of course. Usually I do my best to ignore it but occasionally it just becomes ridiculous. There's so much bickering on this forum, the like of which I've never seen on any other team's site, and I think Alpine is responsible for starting most of it!

Shame Alpine, you were really starting to improve of late. What's the point of saying things like 'if WHU had played for a couple more minutes they would have won'. Fact is they didn't play 2 more minutes, and they didn't win. It's when you put needlessly negative slants on your opinion like this that wind people up. Also, as I've said before, why present it as though it's a fact? When we draw, it's because the lads are **** or bottled it, but when our rivals drop points it's because they didn't have enough time to win!? Seriously!? Both good results tonight as it also probably means we're out of sight of Brighton and Cardiff. I'm a little ****ed off though coz I put a bit of money on Watford to win!

It's a good point but in a way the fact that we managed to grind out a win at Leeds makes a point at home all the more frustrating. However if we can come out of March having averaged 2 or more points per game for the month, then it will have been a successful seven games. Sometimes you have to look at the bigger picture. However, beating Barnsley is really important now imo.

Just got in to find we've drawn. Sounds like we played OK and my initial reaction is the same as it has been after a lot of recent midweek games - win on Saturday and it's still been a good week! Keep the faith, the lads will do this.

Thanks VMAN, always appreciate the info

Hahahaa who is this cock!? Can't think of many better placed team who would take him... I saw this mentioned on facebook earlier. Could be a prudent piece of business by the sounds of it. Rangers fan at Uni reckons he'll be quality in a few years.

KD Richardson Fonte Hooiveld Harding Guly Morgan Cork Lallana Lambert Sharp Subs: Martin, Hammond, Chaplow, Lee, Puncheon. That's the team I expect will start tomorrow night.