Verbal

From Chelsea Twitter... I don't remember this passage of play but it seems pretty representative.

Don't worry. He'll just call it chick and then boast about how many ponies he's had.

Check hairline/belief correlation in two weeks' time.

Very perceptive comments from AW.

Quite the stat...

And...breathe out. Thank fuck that nightmare is over.

I know Ralph had his faults, but did he talk about himself so incessantly?

Snippy

...30 seconds later:

Has the deal been done before the deadline?

Which moron could you possibly have in mind?

It's a team, general, but not as we know it.

True. I doubt they'll be able to find it.

Thank you Dr Pangloss.

And here he is in a different guise. It's horseshit.

I have a bad feeling about this.

It's a cross he's had to bear.

Has he got the job yet? He was interviewed by Brentford a while back (when Frank got the job, I think) and was rejected.

*Statistically*. I love that swerve.

Is that the same Harrison Reed who's delivering MoM performances for currently 7th placed Fulham?

If he goes to a club other than City we get market rate. Not since Bosman has it been possible to compel a player to re-sign for their previous club.

Even better than that...

Well this is quite something... <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Future of Football 🔮<br><br>What&#39;re you changing? 🤔⬇️ <a href="https://t.co/vOvqdXrnUF">pic.twitter.com/vOvqdXrnUF</a></p>&mdash; Matchday365 (@Matchday365) <a href="https://twitter.com/Matchday365/status/1568330287142301696?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 9, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Anyone checked out AMN's penalty-taking? Quite something.