Verbal

So which year's balance sheet do the sales of JWP and Lavia appear?

Beckett was probably a Saints fan

Godoh never turned up

Are we signing a player or a Bond villain?

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This is one of those puzzles, isn't it - where you have to rearrange the words into coherent sentences

I'm genuinely curious: which young players in the squad this year have actually developed significantly? My impression is none, which would be a hell of a problem - but I hope I'm wrong.

Oh that's a relief. I had nightmares where you said we'd win.

Alternate universes are always perfect. I've never understood the logic of that.

I sorry I laughed.

Christ on a bike

This is fun

you mean he's fucking annoying?

Not as bad as I'd imagined - here's hoping... That tackle was a fucking outrage.

FYI

I wish you'd give up your obsession with ponies. It just makes the lot down the road think they're on to something.

Investigation now widening to other clubs. 'Arry is so unlucky.

Actually I still don't believe it.

I'm sorry is everyone now having a nervous breakdown?

I saw what you did there and I'm not pleased

Interesting selection, and adds more weight to the argument that we are, and will remain, far behind Leicester this season.

Might we actually benefit, for once, from a new-manager thud?

The Oatcake forum is glorious right now

You know you've properly fucked it, don't you

Odd that RM should have met with Potter and given him such a rave review. In any other walk of life it would sound like you're choosing, or perhaps unconsciously choosing, your successor.