Verbal

Corner flag of doom incoming tomorrow?

You think Wolves have two own goals in them?

Stop that right now

If ever the Venice Tourist Board needed a slogan

You'd jump out of a plane using a balloon?

Don't mock. 18m is the going rate for pitch invaders now.

Obviously not the only yardstick, but impressive... https://x.com/Other14The/status/1825895584470880514

Can I recommend some high-quality weed?

It's the reason he's not no1 at Arsenal

I think it's a safe bet right now that if we had a Ramsdale-shaped goalkeeper in we'd be a lot better off.

Yes but I can still see you

Good pedigree though. His father Lorn-Chinto was a great tackler.

It's a micro-dot containing an astonishing fact about a new signing. Blow it up - you'll see.

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RM said "one or two incoming" hopefully before Newcastle. If two, I'd agree. If one, Ramsdale, bought or loaned, would for me be the overwhelming priority.

Not much of a wizard then TBF.

To borrow an expression, a cat minus reflexes is not a cat.

Smith Rowe wasn't injured at all last season.

Better quality image on Ceefax

Is Asprilla at Watford going to move this season...? https://x.com/pranav_m28/status/1809895535630815616

Damn

Hark at you old duffers and your imperial measurements. Ten groats says you can't convert to metric.

Good to see, but isn't that kind of what you'd expect after the player sales last season?

Jeez, so what does an hour's worth of legs cost in the Prem these days?

Came looking for some news on incomings but, as per, v disappointed with you all. Aren't the ConTs, or whatever they call themselves, supposed to lead on this?