Verbal

Yes that was my first thought: we only need to be as good as PSG.

Possibly more like Ronnie Knight, since there's such thing as a gay footballer - in which case he''ll have a girlfriend from Windsor called Barbara.

When did Rice become JWP?* *srsly

Who's he?

I thought this was a thread about Lowe, not an excuse for the usual suspects to embarrass themselves with theories about how Hamas started out in Broadcasting House.

Just can't read his first name without replaying the Amandaland joke in my head.

Possibly. Pinochet's half-time talks were murder.

If he's speaking "his mind" I'm surprised we're hearing anything longer than a herniated syllable. For which he's apparently making £1500 a week from Twitter alone.

Once a scumbag always a scumbag. That he's been binned by the king of scumbags just makes it funny.

Is there a tiny possibility that your client was using the term "apparently" to mean "I completely made this up"?

Cilla?

If it was, we'd have a better chance of keeping clean sheets.

I've never known it be easier to be a Saints fan - the absolute certainty of the same result every single game.

In crypto you could say a lot more but it would ultimately be worthless

Depends on how many own goals Swansea have in them.

That would work if his real name is Napoleon.

Fulham doesn't have pubs - just artisan cafes. And a palace, which is also the home cafe.

When did they have days on?

Erm... https://plato.stanford.edu/entries/pragmatism/

Good save. He really gets fucked off if you forget his extra g.

Nathan Tella scores the winner (and only goal) to knock Bayern out of the German equivalent of the FA Cup. https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1864062996026134825

Cascarino in today's Times: "He may be only 18 but I can't see a better future No10 than Dibling."

Dom Ballard back in business for England U20s with a nicely taken goal... https://x.com/Saints_CJL/status/1858910346653868426