EastleighSoulBoy

He was also linked with a move to Tottenham, so he chose the Skates? He knows where his bread is buttered!

And all in single sentence paragraphs. An epic akin to the War & Peace Tome.

Or maybe a surgeon to remove the iron from his colon?

Top Saints fan, great little footballer and Chapel dweller for some years. Finally succumbed to M.S. A grave illness bravely borne. Passed away yesterday.

I saw what you did there...obviously a for-nil resident!

It would be a little naive to expect any employer to GIVE you a job. You'll need to do exactly the same as many on here have advised. You'll have to go out and look for work, like the majority of us do.

Portsmouth and honour in the same sentence...you worked hard to get that one in!

Audrey Hepburn, stunning as always.

Like.

Leave him alone with his whoooosh! moment.

Was that what Tiger told you?

Stop this now! Both of you!

There was a certain, odious, manager at a place where I worked. He always wanted to dissect and layout our department's actions during a breakdown. It was more like a name and blame game to be honest. After one such occurrence he asked the supervisor, loudly in front of us, to get us all together for a 'debrief'. He took umbrage with me when I involuntarily uttered "Oh here we go, another blamestorming session".

And they call the programme Match Of The Day! That, then, is surely a misrepresentation of the facts. Then again, what more do fans of 'struggling Southampton' and their ilk expect?

Had mine 11 years ago. First side went ok, he started the second side and stopped. Looking at me he asked "Did you feel something just then?" I admitted I had then asked him how he knew. " A scrunching up of the toes is a good indication sir". After a little more anaesthetic the job was done. I had it on a Friday, thinking I'd need the weekend to recover but apart from a leaden feeling and a slight swelling I was back to normal by the Saturday evening.

Beeks?

Eric does........

Oh believe me, there's a worse 'arse wipe' of a rag. Enter, stage FAR right, the daily heil. But I get your drift, in fact I wouldn't let either near my botty.

Oh I do hope that this is true!

How about Turkish going three months without trolling/baiting/criticising for charity? Just thinking that would be a challenge?

Best order a Chile then.

Or Blue Meanies?

Mad Dog Chaplow, loved his enthusiasm but some didn't rate him. Frank Saul was one from the 60s, he was the make weight in the Chivers deal. A real scapegoat.

Interesting if true.... http://www.examiner.com/article/breaking-news-rebels-admit-gas-attack-result-of-mishandling-chemical-weapons

That IS Turkish!