EastleighSoulBoy

I used to work with a Yorkie at the railway works and I took ages to understand what he meant when he told me used to work ' 2 while 10 shift'.

We did! Despite renting through D**** E****!

As before, sadly, if any one of Barnsley, Doncaster or Forrest can come good then we will drop. We do not have the wherewithall for this division whilst we provide no backup to the younger team members. We need a couple of big tanks in the back row who will talk the lads through a game, who will coax, chide, encourage and (if needed) bellow at them! (From another thread) This experience will not make men of the boys, it will ruin some careers. Once again it's Saints hanging on the performance of others.

Probably the most concise point made yet on this thread. Which is the root cause of the anger shown by our friend on Saturday. Just three words in there which sum it all up. One. Man's. Ego. And no amount of logic is going to counter that in a discussion.

Not sure that this is in the right forum but I have just had this mailed to me. The pitfalls of outsourcing: I was depressed last night so I called the Samaritans. Got a call centre in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Talking of Dict Seanery, when I upgraded Firefox I got the usual rejoinders to install some of the 'add-ons' and chose the English dictionary, NOT the English (American) version (which I believe gets installed by default ?). Anyway, I still get prompted with red underlining when I type words such as realise. So every time this happens I have to right click and add to dictionary. Do you think that I may have mistakenly installed the English (American) version? Sincerely, Most perturbed of Eastleigh. P.S. Pendantic is the old invite for a pedant to correct you, it works quite often. You do realise that I did it on porpoise?

Then, of course, there's pendantic.

Anathema. Lowe and the phrase back down.

"All aboard!" said Mr Rusty, "Time for another spin on the Magic Roundabout"

Agree. This should revitalise the Scoobydances of this world. Have they paid their £5 each so they can really have a condescending dig at us 'flat caps'?

He was actually complaining that it never got to him. Should have been in a plain brown bag, more recognisable that way.

I love this!

Hmmmmmmm, Zed or zee? I know, I know! Coat, hat.

Don't tell the "well 'ard b_anter boys" that you're going to do that!

Great minds!

I didn't phrase my reply correctly, apologies! I would love Obama to win, the cynic in me tells me that either he'll not be allowed to win or if he wins then he'll be assassinated within 6 months. I believe that the U.S. establishment is more corrupt than most other 'Western' democracies. I think we run them hard for the title though!

In a nutshell, please note this for when he is elected (much to my dismay).

I'll have to dig my LP out, as I only remember the two titles from it. Meanwhile:

Gil Scott Heron, superb choon!

How come no instructions?

Fair enough reason, may I suggest, for all of us to take not an iota of notice of anything regarding a takeover, until such time the ink is dried on any such documents and we can see, with our own eyes, the 'new owners' firmly ensconced in the directors box at SMS? Perhaps a little lockage until then?

My point persactly, although I was trying to be a little more subtitle?

If that's true then how many is a Brazilian?

Many happy returns to the man who was so laid back he was almost horizontal!

Lock?