EastleighSoulBoy

Right now I'd settle for tying the laces extremely tight. Round Lowe's throat. . . . . . . figuratively speaking

Indeed, who is the one who picks / coaches the players / team? I think that one picks the team and JP has to coach them.

Presumably Dave has not 'followed the party line' with comments on the radio? I really wonder who asked for him to be moved on? I can guess because Dave's having another blast now. It stinks. In fact everything about 'that person' is now malodorous.

I have now had enough. It's killing to be working and listening to them rapidly disappearing down the plug hole.

Rick . . with a capital P ! Lower than even TMS' exacting standards!

My Mrs reckons that when I sit down she waits for me to get comfy and lean back. From my first deep breath to comatose can be as little as 3 minutes, by her reckoning. Of course I maintain that I am alert and coiled, like a spring, ready for action. Except that even the kids arguing fails to rouse me!

OK Penfold.

Oh well, just for you! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9U-5jxhSNDU Enjoy!

Not sure, I suppose 'As many as possible' might be a fair answer?

Nice one! (was half expecting one of our Muppets to post a Danger Mouse link!)

Glad I only thought it and didn't comment! . . . . . . oh!

Anyone remember McGoohan in Danger Man?

That was the hint, she wanted you to hold your breath . . Forever

Walk in centre open all hours I believe?

And issuing infractions, don't forget that! (the fun bit)

I met Kevin when I was working at Barry Horne's house in Bassett. He seemed a really nice guy. Such a sad piece of news.

There's a reason for this Dell boy likes a good ol' innernet tear up!

I wouldn't hold Baroness Barmy in such high esteem as 'scumbag', in fact I think that's a slight on all devoted scumbags! I don't feel as strong as Derek Hatton about the Finchley Beach but I did note his comments the other day.

Truly a cup of tea over keyboard moment!

You should receive a mail 'from above' giving you contact details for me.

Don't get me started on youtube! go there to follow one link and find yourself watching or listening to something totally different, only some 3 hours later! Lots of stuff on there celebrating M50. Also some good progs from BBC Radio 2.

I'll rise to this. Why are you like this? Do you have a small manhood? It's about time you were treated to another sabbatical!

The phrase 'Clutching at straws' springs to mind. It's obviously not the money people's fault now is it! How dare us plebs think that!

Had to laugh yesterday when I heard the recording of him chatting to the press. Telling them that he didn't always like what they printed and that at times 'You misunderestimated me.'

Another year nearer to your box, you waste of space. Is that alright mate? Happy Birthday :smt078