Cheesegrater999

I did one in New Zealand and you have to pay extra for a camera man to jump with you. Each jumper gets their own camera man.

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2897/championship/2012/03/29/2999081/mystery-consortium-in-talks-to-buy-southampton-for-25m

For some reason this result has really got to me. I've been sitting in the corner of the room for the last 11 hours rocking backwards and forwards. Can someone give me a hug and tell me that everything is gonna be alright?

Tripping Works for me

We are given the world and we still want for more. We always seem to be one or two players away, will it ever stop.

This story is currently fourth on the BBC's most read news page!

He never did get our beachball!

Anyone know if there will be online highlights of the goals anywhere?

Why Oh Why can we never hold on to a lead, It doesn't matter who the manager is or what players are playing. Southampton just cant hold a lead. Its very frustrating!

Cardiff, Derby, QPR and Sheffield United are all chasing Gillingham striker Simeon Jackson. (Daily Mirror)

What a miserable bunch of fans we are, after the initial dissapointment I found the headline quite funny. I can just imagine their smirking faces in the office as they write it. Plus it also makes me think that they wouldn't play with us like this if they didn't think we could expect some actual player signings shortly......maybe........hopefully

Oh bugger, I guess it highlights how hard it is to make league one attractive to players of any sort of calibre. Lets hope the last sentence of the article come into fruition.

May I be the first to say "sauce"

Just watched it, I know it was just a Saints XI but it's scary how slow and fragile that defence looked. Couldn't deal with simple balls over the top to some semi-quick forwards. Need to see if Usain Bolt can pop down to the training ground for some sprinting training whilst he's in the area.

People like me! What would you know about people like me?

These jokes are an insult to all the other jokes in the world.

Is there a reason why Saga is number 4? I like an organised squad and it annoys me as number 4 should be reserved for a defender. In fact I feel so strongly that I now hope we get rid of saga ASAP so that a defender can have the number instead.

Some experienced players in that list that I feel would add to the team. Bring in a couple with experience like Ivan Campo and David Connolly.

Let it go and move on people, Lowe is firmly in the past now. Its time to look forward to a bright new era.

Sssshhhhhhhhh, I'm not supposed to say anything yet but I will be signing before the Ajax game in a special 'look at me I am a great signing ceremony' Oh and I play at left back. What do I win?

23rd of July, Striker

I just love how some posters on this forum like to live in the past. Move on gentlemen, move on.

Anyone else Having problems getting the commentary on Saintstv? I'm stuck in Cardiff not knowing whats going on.

Nope