rallyboy

I was fortunate enough to be one of the 2,000 fans at the post-Covid Man City home game. It was a joy to shout 'advice' at Mike Dean knowing that he could hear every word - we even made eye contact at one point, he knew that he'd been found out. He wasn't particularly bad by his standards that day, it was just the usual yellow card for Saints, nothing for City for the exact same offence routine. But Taylor at the weekend....wow, worse than Kevin Friend protecting Liverpool - I can cope with losing but when you feel robbed, that's a different matter, so many 'unusual' decisions that will never make sense, his whole performance stank of something unsavoury. I'd like to see the full game played to a panel of experts and explained, it could be used as a training film.

They're only targeting the bank accounts of terrorists.

I know some will disagree but I want to see our players in the referee's face when he fucks up, and I want to see tall Paul going down and highlighting the foul. If you surround the ref, VAR wakes up and has to intervene - had that been Man United they would have been barging him off to the monitor, and they'd have had a penalty. As for Taylor...I thought he was up there with Kevin Friend versus Liverpool, it's the constant little decisions going against you that really hurt a team, fouls missed, cards given, there was no consistency. Their guy should have been booked for the sliding challenge prior to our first goal - that would have seen him sent off in the second half - add in the penalty shout and Taylor had a massive influence on the result. If all our yellow cards were correct, how do we define Vardy's high challenge? It looked far worse than any of the yellows from the other end - anyone see it close up? And for those who like gambling and numbers - that was certainly an interesting pattern of cards in the first half.... What odds would you get on so many home players being booked in such a short space of time?....Very unusual, not seen since Mike Dean.

Kevin Friend and Mike Dean should be nervous, we have a new nomination for the worst refereeing performance in a decade.

We could probably do with getting something today.

I choose to misunderstand basic law so I can pretend it's a deep state conspiracy.

That furry boatbear scrounger has come over here to shit in our woods,, they give him a house, and a hat, name a station after him, all the while he's off his face on marmalade, OUR marmalade, living the high life on benefits and fucking our bears. He's out there now, clogging up our vets, driving good British bees to extinction, before you know it we won't be able to say bear, this is just the furry end of the wedge, there will be rivers of honey...

That was an incredible match and victory. As for the women, I've just seen the highlights... During the Hundred and T20 season it became apparent that fielding isn't good enough, simple catches were being put down. This manifested itself in this latest defeat, five dropped catches, at least four of them fairly straightforward. Perhaps instead of having a nice game of football as a warm-up before the match, try a bit of catching practice? Really poor.

She's trying to appeal to the nastiest in society because she doesn't realise that only a small number of voters hate all people on benefits. It's just a repeat of the angry rubbish that saw her party dismantled in the summer.

Being a dirty old perv doesn't get tougher than this...

The media spoonfeeding trivia to simple folk. There's kids being burned in tents, but half of the UK is being distracted by a pointless debate on whether some fat fuck from an advert is a pervert or not.

You lose any final shreds of credibility when you quote the Telegraph - though you lost all of it fucking years ago if you defended lying Boris, the ultra-corrupt ejaculating clown, who was sacked for protecting one of his sex offender friends, between secret meetings with the Russians. He should be in prison.

No need to shout, or use capitals - get one of the carers to help you master your keyboard before you tackle bigboy tax issues. Yes, the typewriter thing, no , it doesn't need a new ribbon....and stop putting Tippex on the screen.

The choice is corruption or hate - presumably they can blend both and learn nothing from the past decade.

42 British servicemen killed by bombs that hit at sea level, a Royal Naval ship sunk. Starmer remembering Falklands veterans and gets the precise form of armament wrong - the bastard. I think I'd rather remember the guys lost than make some cheap jibe about it.

Some of these well-off right wing pensioners have been voting for self harm since 2016, and now they're getting it, they're all fucking moaning. I didn't see them showing this compassion when they were voting for the poor and the disabled to get fucked over. It's the sensible pensioners who need support that I feel sorry for - the other hypocritical Telegraph-reading clowns just need laughing at.

Oh, the little gang assemble again. Get out more, enjoy life, shrug off football disappointments, choose love, be kind, feel better about yourselves. x

You are the current expert on baseless, welcome back - and no, people haven't forgotten what you made up.

Where will you be watching from?, the club asks. Probably from behind the sofa, through my fingers.

Mu Mu.

The Mail dripfeeding lies to the easily-led - firing up the thickos to get upset over an inaccurate story about a place they'd never heard of.

But, but, but they still sung when they were losing, no other fans have ever done that before. Reality has arrived and as suspected, it can be found in Stoke on a Wednesday night.

Now Lammy is thick, but I bet he can spell Israel. Very wise not to attempt Netanyahu, know your limits.

It'll be interesting to see how many extra games Bruno Fernandes gets for chasing after the referee following his dismissal and getting right up in his face. I'm pretty sure it will be zero.

Some people think they can make up any old shit and get away with it.