rallyboy

If someone goes to great lengths to not support equality, they have to accept that many will judge them.

The laser show was nice.

There's a new policy of processing people rather than the situation being artificially inflated as an election tool, hopefully it will reduce that ridiculous cost. Labour can be blamed for that figure in maybe 12 months time, but I think it's a bit harsh to blame them for last year.

I'd be amazed if Trump really is going to unleash hell on everyone committing atrocities in the Middle East. It's just more attention-seeking from the orange sex offender - no way is the US declaring war on Israel next year.

Weird that anyone doesn't get humour. How's that apology coming on?

The bar was set on those decisions by the Arsenal game, and that's fine - but on Friday it was moved significantly. Massive inconsistency. Have the refs ever thought about getting together occasionally and discussing how they do things rather than putting their own individual spins on every incident? Just a thought.

Wake up Maggie, I think I've pulled my hamstring again....

That's like being done for doing 33mph. Over the last decade we've had cabinet ministers literally stealing public money, taking bribes and carrying on, so it's difficult for the opposition to make anything of this. Unless they can't spot the enormous trap they'd walk into.

Why the fuck is Cynthia Erivo chasing egrets around? Disgusting, hopefully the RSPB get involved, next she'll be hunting, it's a slippery slope, a path to serious offending that we've seen before. One minute she's chasing off a couple of pigeons, then egrets, next thing she'll be paying £10k to shoot a giraffe.

I'd be surprised if Trump is in charge. When you have a billionaire tech and media guy stood beside the president having financed the campaign, I think we know which one is pulling the strings.

Will the first offers come as early as January, and will they be from Liverpool?

Is that your apology or are you still working on it?

A minority of people who didn't like an election result want another one. That's not how it works in the UK, and they knew that before the election. #notnews

Amid the first hour or so of lingering defensive chaos his late contribution did slide under the radar a bit. His only job yesterday was literally to come on and not make a ridiculous mistake...

Some Liverpool fans still frothing at the mouth about Dibling being outside the box who don't realise they are in reality campaigning for a last man red card - which perhaps might have suited us better for the rest of the game. C'est la vie.

Sounds like Anthony Taylor has been up to his old tricks again. From booking anyone who moved during our Leicester game, apparently today he let everything go. If you are able to predict the unusual patterns of cards he gives on certain days, you'd be making a fortune every time he referees....

I fear today's game may be like a 27-year-old Mike Tyson fighting a 58-year-old YouTuber.

Sounds absolutely bonkers - I think you were right initially. Trust your gut feeling.

Kemi's guys are back in the Covid enquiry today... The first question to Matt Hancock has to be, "Why the fuck are you not in prison?" Hopefully he'll explain what his close friend did with our £40 billion and why he gave a lot of other friends and family members hundreds of millions. Once he's done that, perhaps the relatives of the elderly that he sent to their deaths might have a question or two as well.

sorry to hear that mate.

Put it on top of the aircraft carrier, there's fuck all else on it.

I'm not convinced that landowners with estates valued at more than £3m have the public sympathy that they think. And using Clarkson as a figurehead is a massive blunder.

Boris and his chums gave it large, promised us all a great deal from the USA and Europe, slagged off our foreign partners and then wondered why negotiating with these people proved difficult, before trying to blame it on them. A textbook example of how not to run negotiations - or a country. #clusterfuck

I was there for that Man City game too and I remember seeing Dave leaving the ground afterwards. He was a really nice guy and a big music fan, especially Quo - really sad to see this now.

Starmer played a critical role in the stabbing of three children? Desperate, desperate misinformation - written by a total fuckwit to arouse fellow fuckwits. Just one more reason why Twitter is dying before your eyes.