rallyboy

Oven ready, easiest deal in history, we're at the front of the queue for the US deal, we hold all the cards, cheaper food, lower energy prices, taking back control of our borders..... All now exposed as delusion diarrhoea squirted from the flabby white arse of an Eton liar, to be spoonfed to the easily-led - and they gleefully gobbled it down.

Imagine dedicating your life to public service, going to Westminster with big ideas and then waking up one day to discover that you've traded your soul to defend the persistent mad lies for a guy who would sack you tomorrow. Any MP who doesn't slap down the Savile lie and continues to make excuses for the corruption and the parties has lost their spine and their moral compass. I note the new MP chose her words very carefully when asked and said a conservative PM is the best way forward, she didn't say the PM.

While Mirza has been with Johnson since 2008, it's suggested that she and her husband are very close to Sunak... She has a serious kick at Boris in her letter, three resignations follow like dominoes, the ship looks badly damaged....is this Sunak finally breaking cover and launching his attack?

Has little Avram been out on manoeuvres again?... #pompeyhero

Does Nadine Dorries actually have a drink problem, or is she just an overly-aggressive, pigshit-thick and thoroughly unpleasant excuse for a minister?

He had a f**king shocker there, it was like watching Mike Dean trying to referee Argentina v Brazil without a whistle - a hollow wishy-washy statement followed by a sound kicking from all corners. This brief update of the main report has implicated him, and shown very clearly that he misled parliament. No serving PM should need to be investigated by the police - that's resignation time. And we don't need to wait for anything, the enquiry has already unearthed enough.

If I was a Newcastle fan I think I'd be pretty underwhelmed by now. The chance to be the next Man City, yet you end up with Eddie Howe buying Chris Wood. They probably have enough to stay up now, but they need a major rebuild throughout - using quality young players, not old school strikers and journeymen.

He has none.

A new day, a new lie, I'm staggered. All of the Afghan civilians who risked their lives to help our military? f**k em and the promises we made! Get those manky dogs out instead, Carrie insists, then lie about it. He has taken the Great out of Great Britain and left us looking like a heartless, blatantly corrupt, hateful, and dishonest little island. I want my country back - the respected one that taught the world fair play, justice and tolerance, they f**king listened when we spoke - now we just madly claim to be best in every field of human endeavour while other countries laugh at us. Change needs to come....asap.

Presumably the investigation will be headed up by a senior officer - perhaps Sajid Javid's brother will be the one selected to decide whether his brother's friends have any charges to face? Either way, the junior staff at no.10 might as well pack their bags now as you can be sure they were to blame for everything.

By May 2020 the loneliness of lockdown became too much for my Mum and her mental health suffered so badly as a result of the isolation that she had to leave the family home after six decades. Later that summer I was nominated as her one visitor who could wish her a happy birthday through the care home window. Boris Johnson is an appalling excuse for a human being and any sucker who supports him now is as much of a c**t as he is. He needs to resign tonight. But he's a f**king coward, up to his fat waist in corruption and racism, so he probably won't.

Portsmouth goalkeeper Alex Bass admits the facilities at loan club Bradford City are better than they are with the Blues. The jealous rejects always make up stuff like this, not like the plucky replacement heroes coming in who appreciate that they have finally reached the promised land. It can't be true....unless of course Bradford bought two ping-pong tables in the Sports Direct sale, and have a ground that doesn't come with an awning and a jockey wheel.

Have their players who collapsed in agony with career-threatening injuries and facial damage posted pictures of those injuries yet? Perhaps the unfortunate Laporte needs to have a word with his colleagues who cry wolf.

He and Steve Moran both scoring three against Coventry, that must be some sort of record - then there were the goals against Liverpool - his pace was astonishing, a great player.

The only way there is a case to answer is if someone from the club knew for certain there were problems and deliberately buried them, then we would need to look at Ted. While there are former club employees who clearly could have done much better, I've seen no facts that indicate the club went as far as protecting Higgins. It seems more likely that the rumours were never nailed down and dealt with - an error not a crime. You need serious solid facts before you start reviewing statues and reputations.

Indeed, he's a national hero who always puts us first and he deserves a statue - I believe there's a local guy who would be good for that, and Bristol would be a great place to put it.

If Cummings is now recognised as a liar and Johnson has continued to be a liar, where does that now leave their whole Brexit campaign?

The fact that he chose to hang around with a convicted sex offender is the action that got him thrown out - socialising with Epstein brought the Palace into disrepute. The court cases will just chuck more fuel on that fire.

As the case for the defence hilariously unravels a little more every day it seems the latest plan is to blame the people who didn't tell him he was at his own party and that it was clearly illegal. Which is like saying, I might have been doing 140mph on the M27 but I'm innocent - it's your fault for not telling me it was wrong. And anyone who gives themselves the nickname The Big Dog should be f**king tasered anyway.

While Liverpool would be a great move, is Prowsie ready to claim a first team slot there? When that fails you end up at Brighton. And Danny Ings has kindly given every player a great lesson in what can happen if you abandon the chance to remain a cult hero multi-millionaire and instead take a sideways move just to be a little bit richer. Possibly one of the worst career moves in recent times.

The next stage in the plan to save the small manky flea-riddled rescue dog will probably be to distance him from the Downing Street staff and hang them all out to dry. We'll have some old drivel about how the staff have gone rogue behind the PM's back, disobeying him and organising parties on his behalf in his own house and making him attend them. This new toxic culture within the staff brought in after the last clear out will mean they must be cleared out, allowing the common factor to stay put. All of this will be accompanied by ministers trying to align themselves with public anger, but the big difference will be that the ministers will pretend to be angry about the made-up staff issue, while the rest of the country can see who is really to blame. This feeble attempt to rewrite history will no doubt be accompanied by various dead cats, Gavin Williamson, rules being lifted, a fabricated story about spies, some argument with the French and a picture of Kier Starmer on holiday three years ago. Then we'll have the Sue report - someone with no power to speak to anyone, appointed by Boris, reporting back to Boris, so Boris can decide whether Boris has done anything wrong. Any mild criticisms that slip through vetting can then be dismissed as the problem will by then have been 'resolved' through a mass clear-out of innocent bystanders and it'll be business as usual. But I could be wrong.

While winning is within our grasp I reckon we can still lose this by over a hundred - the middle order have that in their locker.

I'm sure there is plenty of ongoing 'consultancy work' agreed between off shore BorisPLC and a plethora of PPE companies. That should generate enough cash to cover most of his childcare costs moving forward, unless of course he was the only cabinet minister not to benefit from having given out valuable 'advice' in the last two years... So don't worry about him too much, I think he'll have some nice 'pensions' on the go.

Bit harsh, I think she was being sad rather than moaning.

Fair play to the Queen, she's not taking prisoners. Now she needs to summon her PM for a chat about integrity, leadership - and shutting the door on the way out...