rallyboy

We finally find an MP with the integrity to admit a mistake and resign. Granted, he is a seedy tractor pervert with a dangerously relaxed attitude to what's acceptable in the work place, but it's a start and should act as an example to others. Made a huge mistake or been caught doing something criminal? Admit it and resign.

Lazy defending for both goals. Extra sloppy for the 2nd, no striker should be given the room to turn two central defenders and get in a speculative shot from there. Poor effort all round - much work needed in the summer.

I see that one of the friends of cabinet given VIP lane access to supply and profiteer from unusable PPE has been raided by the police... What imaginary report will we be waiting on to delay and shut down that investigation? This could expose the corruption at the highest level if it's allowed to proceed. It would be nice to know where all of our money ended up - and who gave it away, and what they got in return.

Danny Ings loved us and moved to a big club where he could win things and his career has gone from strength to strength - he's back in the England team, winning silverware, looking forward to European football, staying fit and still in with half a chance of outscoring Bednarek this season.

If I ever need career advice, Charlie Austin is the first guy I call...from Swindon to Burnley, he's seen it all. The way he's lurched from one club to the next, never being wanted anywhere long enough to achieve anything, yes, Charlie's the perfect role model for any young pro looking to break through on the international stage in 2022. When Charlie speaks, the world listens.

Credit where it's due - that was a great comeback tonight and they've had a really strong finish to what has been a fantastic season. The plucky blues are still in with a shout of grabbing that all-important 8th place.

It was a bit of a shambolic wall - as Prowsie is such a danger you'd think they might have prepared for a free-kick scenario. What an invitation of a backheel from Romeu for the 2nd one, and what a strike!

The Rees-Mogg family had £7.7million of taxpayer money to renovate his home, and as a multi-millionaire he moved his financial interests out of the UK to benefit from Brexit, so he's happy - and clearly a man of the people, entirely in touch with life in the UK. He has not a clue about food banks, people struggling to pay energy bills or the thousands of small businesses tied down by export red tape - and as he is personally pocketing a huge Brexit bonus, he doesn't give a flying fuck.

It's not acceptable to have a country at war competing in international events while their government condones the mass killing and raping of civilians. In these circumstances most rational people would probably agree that a tennis club ban used as a tool to further pressure their government, is not abhorrent. But I suspect I'll be corrected.

Either way the UK economy is still performing better than Russia's. And we still lead the world in EVERY field of human endeavour. Go us.

Unbelievable! Sorry, thought you said EMF.

Someone had better tell him sometime soon as I'm pretty sure he intends to.

Some things are bigger than sport and rivalry - a sad day.

You have to say that it's been a great effort but plucky pompey have just come up a tiny bit short after a great battle that's kept the world of football on the edge of their seats for literally days. Cash-rich Morecambe are clearly one of the big-hitters in whatever division they're in, which looks to be a very competitive league - and their ground, whatever it's called, is known across Europe as a fortress. For pompey to push them so close today was an epic result, the high-flying Shrimps have only lost 22 games this season, and their minus 28 goal difference demonstrates what a difficult side they are to break down. Bravo to the Cowleys - keep up the good work, they are only about 10 or 11 players short of mounting a serious challenge, and we're only seven years away now from the Eisner's target of rubbing shoulders with Manchester City, Liverpool, Real Madrid and Inter Milan. Today's battling draw was another huge step towards that goal.

The thing that stood out for me today was the mistake we made letting Cedric go. We should have offloaded Prowsie instead and put Cedric on free-kicks.

The mad Rwanda stunt was a nice distraction for a few days but if another covid fine lands, like a £10k one for his current missus, who some claim was a serial party organiser, that'll put Partygate straight back into the news agenda top three. He needs another distraction...maybe leak more stuff on the dodgy Sunaks?...

Mack, that's not the wilderness, that's now home.

I'm sure the private companies that will make hundreds of millions of pounds from this doomed-to-failure distraction PR stunt will have no links at all to current ministers.... It has all the potential to be another daylight robbery - they believe we are all stupid.

What can you do when you've been found out and the pressure to resign is building? 1. Resign. 2. Chuck out a batshit crazy money-burning idea about Rwanda that will distract from the current crisis and generate a new smaller one that's less-damaging personally. It's so shallow and predictable, only the easily-led will be fooled by these stunts.

Too many people have backed him this far that they cannot admit now that they got it so wrong. The brave would admit it, but the stubborn will never accept the facts - the worst PM in our history, he's turned us into an international joke. We need our country back.

Compared with the blatant corruption swilling around the party, lying to parliament is pretty lightweight, but I guess the occupants of no.10 and no.11 being issued fines confirms this cabinet as the worst in living memory. Vote for a clown, get a circus.

Yesterday was the worst defending I've seen since Harry tried to pretend his dog was the real crook, and Uncle Avram shuffled out from behind a skip with his tracksuit trousers around his ankles.

But Brentford would also really struggle against Chelsea, so we can beat them....

The only two positives I can find is that the owners have seen with their own eyes that a summer rebuild is needed - and it was sunny.

It'd really sad that it's come to this, you can see his popularity and legendary status with all fans is just dropping through the floor, he's become a figure of fun. But he's chosen to air his views rather than maintain his status with the club, so I guess that act could be filed under brave.....if you're being generous. Sad day.