rallyboy

Beep, beep, beep, the dithering Boris bus is in reverse, backing over all those who have defended him! Yeah, we're set for their biggest U-turn yet as they take on the policy Captain Hindsight suggested frigging weeks ago, just to distract from the criminality. Maybe it's not hindsight but common sense and decency?... Either way, expect to see multiple dead cats thrown on tables, a wobbling Nadine Dorries making up shit, and a succession of pathetic cabinet ministers covered in tyre marks explaining how when they said this could never happen they meant the opposite. Let's hope it's a proper tax now, not some staggered half-arsed shit coming in by Autumn 2024 - and that it actually helps people.

All those extra hours that Prowsie puts in on the training ground perfecting his free-kicks, how about McCarthy stays on late too and tries passing to some fucking cones?

He was specifically asked if there was an event on that day, he clearly said there wasn't, even though he attended it. This photo proves that he lied to Parliament. Forget the cheese or wine, 10 mins here or there, the parties, was there cake, denials, reports and all that shit - the offence is that the PM intentionally lied to the House, and in every case that is always a resigning matter.

I remember how people who had never seen us play thought we were nuts for sacking Puel when in his last few months he was emptying the ground with negative tactics and setting up to try and scrape through every home game 0-0. Other supporters just looked at the table and decided he must be a genius. Now we have the band of social media experts who are saying Burnley should never have sacked Dyche. He was taking them down, no doubt, set in stone - their points per game improvement since his sacking puts them 10th - the mistake they made was not sacking him earlier - while off the field their new owners are all over the show they were probably correct to change the dressing room. Leeds too - fans were horrified when Bielsa went, but he was dragging them down with mad suicidal football that made us look tight at the back - he had no balance between entertaining and staying up, he had to go. It's not always easy to comment on other sides if you don't see all of their games, but those two sackings appear justified, and the appointment of Lampard still looks like a huge gamble, so there could be some comedy left in the Everton is a Huge Club saga.

We are in a post-truth world where many voters won't admit their mistakes, don't care about honesty, and would listen to that ridiculous interview and still claim that Boris is a lovely bloke who has done nothing wrong. (and some are as thick as pig shit and believe every fucking word, so they vote themselves into poverty and watch their taxes disappear through blatant corruption) 🙂

A great result and the proper reward for such a good season - the women's game goes from strength to strength and this will hopefully inspire even more local youngsters to get involved.

Lord T and I happily live off the royalties from the Pompey Takeover Saga.

This refusal to tax the energy companies is obscene. For government to look the other way and enable energy companies to increase their already booming commercial success by exploiting pensioners and the poor should surely be a step too far for reasonable people?

Nadine Dorries - thick and unpleasant in equal measure. He needs to sack her, the joke has gone way too far, she is like Chris Grayling's dimmer sister - and we have to pay her to be stroppy, rude and to misunderstand every fucking question she's asked.

Are we still leading the world in everything and do we still hold all the cards? Just asking for a friend.

You mean people will be booing for no reason and won't even know themselves why it's happening? Sounds a bit odd. Whenever I cheer or boo I'm usually aware, and I tend to have a reason for said action. Ignoring something you don't support is one thing, making the effort to boo it is a clear statement.

Fraser Forster is no mug, he's asked his mum to write a note because he has a tummy ache....

This whole court case has really given her the chance to put across her bubbly, kind and cheerful side. What a lovely lady.

Every time Anderson opens his mouth something ugly, ignorant or dangerous comes tumbling out. His CV reads like a fucking car crash and he's clearly a hypocrite who enjoys the company of extremists and will say anything to gain the votes of any lunatic fringe. His opinions on food poverty support the theory that he is one of the thickest and more unpleasant MPs - quite an achievement as this is a very competitive category in 2022.

He's clutching at straws.

Liverpool need something unusual to stop Man City now - perhaps our players could drag back an ounce of respect by denying them a win and deciding the title? It's good to have a dream.

While the table suggests all of the results could conspire to relegate us, experience says they will not. As for Chelsea, they now see their 3rd place under threat so they have to beat Leeds. I believe we will stay up - but it could well look stupidly close on paper and should result in a massive inquest, followed by changes.

I'm expecting a tight chess-like match of few chances between two evenly-matched sides who are just happy to keep the ball. I reckon one goal could settle it, probably their sixth.

Is there still a news blackout on the police raid re PPE corruption? I thought the D notice only worked up until the local elections but if we talk about Starmer instead the rest of it might all just sweep away. But we're going to need a bigger carpet.

Is Eddie Howe still a coaching genius?

I think the chances of agreement on this issue were lost when small sections of each side either branded all Brexit voters as thick racists, when only some of them are, or blindly believed Boris Johnson and arrogantly told all Remainers that they were fucking traitors who hate their country and were wrong about everything. As soon as someone adopts the latter attitude, they should accept that when the promised unicorns don't appear in the sunny uplands and much of Project Fear arrives instead, creating billionaires out of multi-millionaires, there may be questions to answer and mistakes to be admitted before they can move on. The polite approach may be to accept that some Brexit voters were innocent victims of misinformation about saving the NHS, cheap energy etc, and trying to do the right thing - and as such were conned. The real criminals are the ones who did the conning for their own personal gain, and have damaged the UK economy and reputation - and created division that will never heal.

Neil Parish is playing a blinder too. He's managed to distract from government corruption and instead convince everyone that he's just another seedy old Tory pervert. Top job, great work - Go Neil!

This week they will say literally ANYTHING to try and reduce damage at the forthcoming elections. It will be a week of made-up shit and distractions, dead cat after dead cat, brace yourself for some mad shit and parroted nonsense on a loop.

So The Mail has been caught out pretending that a photo from 2015 is Kier Starmer breaking Covid rules, they were also exposed as inventing the Rayner rumour back in January, while our beloved BBC seems keen on a news blackout about the massive story of a police raid over PPE corruption. Stay alert folks, this week you'll need to find most of the news yourselves.

Experience suggests they won't all get to 40 points, but in current form we are edging ourselves dangerously close to a nervy 17th place finish. That would be a ridiculous surrender by this group of players. They need to show some fucking fight.