rallyboy

Indeed, I'm sure there's no way that this government will allow rich people to get richer before they address helping those in poverty, remember how those PPE contracts were all given to poorer towns with established companies. Even the energy support is very-much geared to help the less well-off, this is a caring cabinet that focusses on levelling up - multi-millionaires had better watch out!

I'm sure you're aware of ownership laws and your responsibility to politely return it to the owners of the cat? If you don't know which one it was, anyone who owns a cat nearby qualifies, if they don't have a letterbox, where they walk by their car is good.

Her passing seems to have inspired some non-writers to create what they like to call poetry. I think we've suffered enough without that.

Not sure that the postponement was required, but on a selfish level, get our key players fit, the new players settled in, and play Brentford once their form has dropped off...works for me.

Diversity? - What, millionaires from a variety of public schools? Yes, one of them even bought milk once. Well, actually, they bought a dairy farm - but they know all about life in the UK and can definitely come up with good ideas to help poor people. Stuff like, take on yet another job, or turn the heating down a bit...yes, this diverse cabinet really understands life beyond their own worlds.

Jacob Rees-Mogg stated very clearly that a change of PM demands an election. He also said that he wouldn't serve under another PM. He's a toxic cartoon character who is full of shit, and anyone who believes him on anything should DM me, because I have magic beans to sell them. In fact anyone who believes a quarter of what's coming out of no.10 at the moment should get down to The Bean Barn asap. The stocks are running low due to the war, the woke, leftie lawyers and immigrants - so, last chance to buy magic beans, cash only, sold as seen.

With the BBC fact-checking the old Eton crook's mad farewell speech and finding that every single claim is inaccurate, we can finally confirm that he's not played a blinder. He's just been a very toxic, corrupt and deluded PM who has damaged the UK, lined his own pockets, was outwitted by his own cabal of idiots and finally replaced by someone who doesn't understand that drones are not frightened by dogs.

Funniest part of this was the Radio Solent newsreader trying to pronounce Besiktas....then Fenerbahce, and finally Galatasaray - in quick succession. At the next news they'll just say he's off to Turkey.

With the departures of Dorries and Patel the UK is less toxic and a nicer place this morning. They both leave with records of abject failure and any other version of events is just desperate spin. It's a good day for the UK.

It's a Poundland Boris dressed up as Thatcher. Short on ideas, over-promoted, surrounded by lazy simpletons - it's going to be hilarious! Just don't get poor, old, or in need of the NHS, the police, or schools, and you'll be fine.

There's nothing wrong with VAR, it's just currently being operated by people who aren't very good at their jobs. At the Euros it was quick, and in the main accurate. We're constantly told that we plucky Brits lead the world in every field of human endeavour, but in reality, on refereeing standards?...we're halfway down League One.

Personally I think Bednarek has shit all over his own room with that comment, unwise to go out of your way to slag off Saints when you just go on loan - I'm pleased to be at Villa would have been fine. Whatever positive legacy he did have is gone, and he needs to move away permanently asap, as I can't imagine anyone wanting him back. Hopefully he goes straight into their back four tomorrow and marks Haaland - they will then discover how good he really is.

If the kettle doesn't work we can always use the Truss suggestion for keeping drugs out of prisons - employ barking dogs to scare off drones... If that's the level we're at, the next few months could be a very expensive and damaging comedy car crash that might even make the Johnson era look like a roaring success.

Last night they drew 5-6 on penalties apparently. Because the actual game was a draw and they came a plucky second in the penalties which decides the bonus points, that makes the whole evening a draw, according to the few, so they may be firing up the bus... And did anyone else notice that Norris, the guy who scored the dramatic season-changing equaliser at SMS, is now selling shirts due to 'lack of space and a costly divorce', so there may be some bargains to be had at a car boot sale near you.

How did we move directly from a fantastic win at St Marys, to debating whether Mark Hughes was the messiah?.... If you can't celebrate these moments, perhaps football isn't for you. We won, Ralph made it happen, it was exciting, we deserved to win, it was great!

I wonder what would happen at Old Trafford if a visiting player juggled the ball with his arms, then slapped it away with his hand?

She has a plan.... Tell all the old white members in the party that she will start a war against France and poor people, then as soon as she is in, she launches the real plan. Tax the energy companies to the middle of next week and freeze household bills, kick the crap out of the water companies and declare that the policies are so extreme that she feels that the people should have a say - then sweep to victory in a quick election. Maybe she's not as thick as she makes out?....

We should have bought someone really shit who has already failed in a relegated team.

I'd like to be very clear.....is the start of a sentence that indicates a politician is about to be anything but clear and probably blatantly dishonest.

Gove sold it as a Green Brexit and said we'd lead the world in water quality... Clearly he knew he was lying, but I wonder if he now classes that as a small white lie or another huge whopper? Either way he must be pissing himself laughing at us all.

You see them every home game, back and forth, up and down the steps, looking bewildered. People who cannot grasp the simple fucking system of stadium seating, it's not a puzzle, it's normally just the alphabet meets numbers. I'm in row G seat no.37....So why the fuck are you wandering around looking for your seat in row PP between seats 235-245?

I was fortunate to know him back in the day - great player, lovely guy. So good that he was able to establish legendary status at two clubs. Sad loss.

It's difficult for multi-millionaire cabinet ministers to tell minimum-wage workers that they need to tighten their belts when many of the problem has been caused by billions of pounds of taxpayer money being channelled to donors and the friends and families of MPs. Chuck in all the lies about new hospitals and Brexit dividends, plus the energy companies now being prioritised above people in poverty, and the last elements of trust are being washed away in the rapidly rising rivers of human shit - river filth sanctioned by government. The UK is a rudderless failing football team right now - No direction, no shape or tactics on display, losing every week, propping up most tables, always blaming someone else or claiming that we lead the world in every competition. The dugout is empty, we have nothing on the bench - and we're all standing around paying for this shitshow, watching the inevitable weekly car crash performances that drop us further into a black hole - and half the fans are still cheering...😨 These are mad times.

People walking dogs in a manner that makes it clear that the sharper one of the pair is on the other end of the lead.

There is nothing wrong with VAR, but if you put people like Dean in charge of checking it and he can't spot blatantly violent conduct, the whole thing is a joke. His inconsistency is insane - recall how he thought Martial diving at Old Trafford was a red card penalty, but he sees nothing wrong with dragging a player to the floor by his hair. He's doesn't have the skills or judgement to play any role in the sport.