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Bond Street station.... Started at £110m, comes in four years late at £680m... Who the fuck organised that shambles? Can the UK not build things properly, on budget, and on time anymore?

Cometh the hour.....Elyounoussi created the goal and saved us at the back with that tackle. If he'd been outside to meet me with an umbrella, it would have been the perfect performance.

I find it difficult to believe that Boris or his supporters would try and mislead people. He's got all the big decisions right! Apart from the one to fly back from his permanent holidays.

Crap nicknames for groups of people - gym bunnies, footy fans, petrolheads - the terms don't even work! It's just lazy abuse of language.

This must be important if Johnson has actually cut short one of his many holidays, next he'll be trying to find his own constituency and doing an impression of an MP. I hope no one mentions that he was finally dragged out of no.10 for trying to protect a sex offender - on the back of partying during funerals as the Queen sat alone in the chapel. That would make him sound like a total arsehole who turned the UK into an international joke, fucked literally any ugly thing that moved, and lined his own grubby pockets with Russian cash. And we wouldn't want him to be remembered like that.

Johnson was a corrupt clown so we ended up with a circus of sleaze - they appointed someone with no skills of any sort and surprise, surprise, here we are in chaos... What did they expect? The process is broken.

Westminster is a more pleasant place this evening.

I'm not convinced house prices will drop far enough to make it a buyer's market - but if that does happen, when it hits a certain level there will be thousands of people ready to jump and you'll struggle to get back in. If you have managed to get a foothold on the housing ladder and you weren't intending to sell, don't surrender it lightly. 🙂

Truss only knows about six words - and nothing about Maths. How on earth did we end up here?

Now the Telegraph has conceded that Brexit was a massive mistake and economists have explained how it has contributed to our current crisis, perhaps the game is up. While many will always stubbornly deny the facts, I suspect there are a few people out there with buyer's remorse.

There were players in their back four who couldn't trap a bag of cement - so for me that was not a great point against a good West Ham side.

It was obvious that she would be shambolic and there would be laughs aplenty, but she's finding new levels of stupidity. What the fuck were the membership thinking? That press conference today was insane. She literally repeated the same hollow slogans for every question - and none of it was relevant to what was asked.

As he appeared to be our best signing of recent years, Shields deciding to abandon ship so soon must raise some worrying questions about the whole project. For me, his departure would set off the few remaining alarm bells that aren't already ringing. Who is steering the ship and why are we so far off course right now?

We've turned two corners - and gone backwards.

Of all the problems we have to address at the moment I would suggest that the keeper is a long way from the top of that list. I think he's doing alright for someone being asked to perform behind a shitshow.

The usual big club biased MotD coverage! Hardly showed anything of us attacking, even the analysis was all about them, no mention at all of that throw-in we won in the second half. 😡

I'm staggered, she looked such a good candidate. The membership have done a top job, they should definitely be trusted with all big decisions.

Just made the mistake of asking a local shopkeeper how it's going... The brief version was - energy bills have tripled overnight, leaving an unsustainable business model. Are the already battered UK high streets about to empty? This doesn't look like growth.

The real winners this week appear to be M People. No one bothered to ask permission to use the song, no one checked the lyrics, no one checked out the left wing views of the song writer, no one realised the singer is an anti-government activist and no one clocked that her son is a Labour councillor. It was an epic own goal that just distracts from any positives Truss was trying to conjure up - and the song isn't that great either. 0/10 for attention to detail.

Truss seems to be suggesting that she and her chancellor are the only ones who wants the UK to have growth, growth, growth. The enemy, enemy, enemy, is made up of Boris and Rishi, Labour, Lib Dems, Greens, anyone Scottish, Greenpeace - all these people are traitors who want the country to stagnate.....apparently. 🤡 As a plan it's nuts, as a PR message it's pathetic - she seems to be taking the advise of lunatics.

She can't even read stuff out loud - currently banging through a greatest hits medley about scroungers, foreigners and how we lead the world in everything. She's only making it interesting by fucking up the pauses for applause.

It's a good day to quietly slip through that you've appointed Jacob Rees Mogg's hedgefund business partner to a senior government role, and chucked in a free peerage for him too. Seems fair and reasonable compared with the rest of the blatant corruption sloshing around this government's ankles. The minister for slavery even took a long drawn out detour route to conference via protesters, presumably to see if he could generate some distraction sympathy PR. It didn't work.

Tell us about your matchday experience... Really?...

When did they get Brexit over the line? That's just another of those half-finished, oven-ready projects that Boris kept promising but failed to complete.

This morning she's been trying out some new experimental material at small regional gigs, it's been like Kate Bush, but madder. Awkward silences, scripted nonsense, baffling explanations, plain made-up shit, and more pauses. The last time we saw this many car crashes in such a small space of time was when World of Sport brought us a demolition derby double bill from Ipswich. We're gonna need more popcorn.