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The bigger blow to the rental market would be the current proposals on energy ratings. If they were to go ahead as initially planned the UK rental market would all but end as the majority of rental properties can never meet the standard which would mean very few properties available at astronomical prices. While Sunak seems to be backtracking on all green issues, his mad proposals for the rental market need to be binned.

You have to give it to Farage, he, his GB News boss and any minister who was in the know, and there were a few, will have made an absolute killing in the last fortnight. Ignore all the faux bluster about reputation etc, just follow the money...and the share price. Very clever.

He's a criminal - he was wearing a loud shirt in a built up area after dark, and in possession of an offensive wife. A neutral might suggest that Suella's unusual intervention in this minor case is purely to arouse the right, not to make the UK safer. If so, it's worked.

City's sell on clause with Lavia, would that be a percentage of the total fee or just the profit?

Sunak claiming today that Labour are on the side of criminal gangs is just pathetic and desperate nonsense. He's evolved into a small clueless man who will spout any mad shit to try and look big.

For a crap side like West Ham who have lost their talisman, bolstering their midfield and improving attacking set pieces for £25m would be a bargain. Stick another £10m on the table or jog on.

What the fuck is going on in the Met? They look out of control and totally unfit for purpose. The good officers in there must be pretty frustrated.

Rishi has been badly miscast in a poorly-written soap. Boris was great at lying, an expert experienced in making up the maddest shit on the spot and parroting the craziest party lines with such belief that even sensible people started to question the actual facts. Rishi is just rubbish at lying, you can tell he doesn't believe them himself and the scripts they are asking him to deliver are not plausible. Stop the boats, integrity and transparency, we lead the world, delivering for the British people, union paymasters, Labour will crash the economy, Starmer flip-flopping etc - and now Woke banks? It's laughable, they really are scraping the bottom of the messaging barrel and they no longer have the distracting clown frontman to carry it off. This is just a short guy telling fibs - it looks like a modest legal practice is missing a conveyancer.

In all fairness they have had a good summer window - the mighty blue army has cracked open the warchest and seen off fierce Premier League competition to bring in some really talented players, all of whom signed because they want to play for a massive club and sample the best atmosphere in world football, not because they were offered ridiculously high wages on long contracts that other clubs wouldn't match. Every signing has stated in local media that they are now battling for the pluckiest fans in the world. All delivered in short sentences. That could have been longer. On top of that, off the field development is very impressive - they found a second table tennis table off Gumtree, pumped 7,000 litres of fat out of the stadium toilet, all of which is being recycled through local food outlets as part of the club's green initiative, and as the next stage of the stadium upgrades they greased up the jockey wheel on the Fratton End and planted new lucky heather.

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From the current allegations it sounds a little bit like a yes. Investigations will have to decide whether any acts stack up as pretending you are someone else and requesting sex pix and videos from people in positions of influence who are then easily manipulated.

GB News is owned and directed by a guy who is a friend of Michael Gove, he's also Tory donor, a rabid Brexiteer who has made a significant profit from our EU exit as a multi-millionaire hedgefund manager. Every time I've stumbled across it there's a right wing MP, an alleged sex offender, or a professional nutjob promoting the owner's agenda on immigrants, climate, Brexit, scroungers, lefties and wokery. So if I had to guess, I reckon it probably does lean a little bit to the right.

Twat.

Anyway, back on the subject of the bloated and corrupt Russian-backed Eton clusterfuck, is the lying serial shagger still playing a blinder? If he is, it's time he got a fucking guide dog because his whole career is starting to look like the slowest car crash on record. Now let's see what mad shit is on his WhatsApp.... 🍿

While it would be great to make demands and be in control, as a relegated club with a very talented player attracting Premier League interest, I'm not sure that what happens next will be fully our decision. We just need to hold out for as much as possible.

BBC are still running Who Do You Think You Are? Perhaps they should consider a new format - something like What The Actual Fuck Do You Think You're Doing?!

Oh well, it kept Boris, his phone, his contempt of court, and his daughter, all out of the news for a while, and that was the aim. I wonder what next important story will replace this when Huwgate dies down - Starmer tortures puppies? Illegals are pushing up our mortgage costs? #deadcat

Clacton - a town that's served with egg and chips. Add a slice of Pineapple for 50p.

Heavily possession-based football that often leans towards style rather than results and requires capable full backs, a clinical striker and patience from fans? 😨 I thought we'd just tried that and it wasn't a roaring success - I hope he can hit the ground running and deliver something fresh straightaway.

He's got more kids than he has supporters.

Claiming that Boris isn't a liar has to be the 'bravest' hill to die on - and if you don't know where it is, it's the huge ugly one adjoined to Mount Brexit, the only hill in the world with so few uplands it's a fucking crater.

Are we able to get the PA volume increased for the new season? It was so quiet sometimes that people in southern France struggled to hear the fucking music.

People who never clean their kettles - they're the same fuckers who vigorously pour it immediately after boiling while the lumps of shit are still floating around, thus filling your hot drink with a pile of crap.

What ordinary fans did for Ron was the best of the Southampton Way, magnificent - and well deserved. Players and managers come and go, and some command respect through their achievements - the likes of Souness, Poch, Shearer, Koeman, Ings, even VVD. But however much you might command respect, no amount of medals will make people love you, affection is not your decision. Stokes had it, and Rodrigues, Ricky has it, Franny, Matt still does, and Ron definitely had it.

Sounds like she was the Ed Sheeran of her time - heard something, might have borrowed it a bit to sell...