rallyboy

Great team performance, we cut out the sloppy passing, people are chasing, we're moving it quick, the only time we gave Cardiff the ball was when they had to kick off. The usual top performers were on it, Manning looks like he's settled, Mara looked sharp when he came on and after a rocky couple of months, our manager does appear to know what he's doing... Apart from the temperature it was very good - they just need to carpet the Northam, that concrete is way too cold.

If you investigate the original interview you may find a slightly different version to that which has been cherry-picked and spoon-fed to the readers of the Telegraph... 😡

Three points. Next.

We shat in our own bed but it doesn't smell as bad as we feared and most of the stain has washed out v Not shitting in your own bed.

I too have been critical of government on rare occasions but I have to say that Rishi is playing a blinder, people forget that there was no money in 2010, it was all wasted on Wokery by leftie lawyers and lesbian immigrants. But our PM's done a fantastic job in unprecedented times - other than his trousers he's got all the big decisions right, he's shown strong leadership, had his tiny shoulder to the wheel, worked all hours, strained every sinew, put his little arm around business, he's delivered for hard working families while stopping boats with sewage barriers and banned Hate Marches. Hunt's huge tax breaks are incredible too and will lift millions of people into slightly-less poverty, and the kids in Stockton going through bins for food today will have their spirits lifted by the slight cut in National Insurance, this will soften the blow of discovering through a refreshing dose of good old British public school honesty that they were born to forever live in shitholes. As for the lazy feckless long-term sick and disabled scroungers bleeding us all dry, plenty of workplaces have defibrillators and Chemo Stations by the water cooler now, and it's unlikely that ill people will be getting hospital appointments anytime soon so they should all be free to work full 40-hour weeks and pay for their own luxury medication. I know that's not what the terrorist-supporting, anti-growth coalition want to hear in their Islington tofu bars, but they need to back plucky Britain rather than talking us down using facts, statistics and empathy. Go Rishi!

I'm not sure that a belated bribe of 1p off this and 2p off that will make up for killing a few people's relatives through greed and gross stupidity while overseeing wholesale corruption and making every single key service in Britain worse. But, if you call morons stupid you can get lazily labelled as a sandal-wearing, hate-marching, liberal-wokey-elitist, smug pinko, by triggered cunts, so I'll just politely assume those easily-led people who vote to be worse off are actually intelligent people just seeking attention through self-harm.

As a football forum of like-minded people, how on earth did we get from the ref was shit, Fuller is terrible and we need more width, to here?

I suspect they're in more danger off the pitch than on it. With awful teams at the bottom of the table I don't think they have genuine relegation worries, but if court cases started stacking up while they're trying to fund a stadium, that could destroy their already fragile business model.

The mad, cruel and ridiculously expensive Rwanda pantomime has been chucked out by the supreme court.

How many sacked people get to rebrand their disgraced exit via a resignation letter? The funniest part is she keeps kidding herself that she's bravely saying what everyone is thinking and the country is behind her. Deluded.

Someone should have written it for her. It's a ranty word salad that defies the laws of grammar, but what should we expect from a former Parliamentary Under-Secretary of State for Education, someone who told teachers how to do their job. There is clearly a lack of quality at the top of this government, but with the Eton pig-fucking lobbyist king nestling back at the trough, Rishi has certainly added depth in the corruption dept.

Hate speaker Suella has been sacked. Never mind.

Overpromotion for supporting poor leaders, hate-peddling for fun and little grasp of their actual jobs?

Braverman madly hinted that Hate Marchers were going to attack the cenotaph service, that our veterans were in danger and that the leftie woke police would not prevent this happening. That's what inspired the easily-led nutters to come and bravely defend an event that was never being attacked - until they attacked it. The police dealt with that little Hate March, the one her dangerous words inspired, and they also dealt with the hundreds of thousands marching for peace and the hundreds among them, spouting vile abuse. That's pretty much it - but if you still support her script over what really happened, bear in mind that trying to negotiate over the actual facts isn't a great look.

Those are disgraceful photos, it's good to see the 300,000 Hate Marchers exposed for what they all are in a very balanced delivery of the news. And I've just seen some footage of Tommy's plucky football lads bravely kicking the fuck out of the police so they could protect the Cenotaph from people who might kick the fuck out of the police. Heroes, one and all. Sorry, that was a typo it was meant to say racist cunts.

Suella has tried to paint this event as a Hate March specifically arranged to attack the cenotaph and everything British, when in reality it is just the event that happens every Saturday and is nowhere near Whitehall, and at a different time. While these lies are just the latest phase of her transparent campaign to arouse kneejerk-angered, beetroot-faced simpletons, furiously tugging their little chaps raw with misplaced hate, all her comments have really achieved is promotion for the march and a boost in numbers. Hopefully the genuine peace protesters keep the inevitable fringe lunatics at bay, at both the march and the counter demonstration. This phase of her campaign benefits from any serious trouble today, I hope she doesn't get it - but if there's half a million on the streets and 100 nutters, we know how the story will be told... If Rishi gets brave there may even be a vacancy for a clueless cunt in the cabinet soon - if you tick that box and want to apply just hit the confused emoji below. 👍

I'm not even sure what you guys are arguing about now. The amount of personal hostility chucked at posters on this thread has been ridiculous, stuff you would never say face-to-face - it does the forum no favours. Kids have been killed on both sides, casualty figures have been gathered through several sources and the serious news organisations are only using ones they are comfortable with. And what is wrong with people suggesting that a route towards peace might be nice?

BBC, Reuters, the UN - the same sources for Israeli casualty figures. You come across as more concerned about the source of the news than the actual news that Gaza is being described as a children's graveyard, but I'm sure that isn't the case. Any thoughts on the exchange rate?

It's humbling to see that even when he has the right to be full of hatred, Amir's critical of his own government response. Thankfully, his two kids survived the horrific terrorist attack. I see the current death toll in Gaza includes 4,000 children. I don't know what the exchange rate for revenge is these days - do we know how many kids Israel need to kill before they call it even? But, but Rallyboy, the toddlers were all human shields, and Hamas are hiding in playgroups so they have to kill everyone there, it's the law, and the Palestinians bombed their own convoys, and Israel only attack fighters, and only in self defence, and if you and the leftie Wokerati Islington elite, tofu-eating, sandal-wearing Hate Marchers had your way, Israel would just be targeting terrorists and protecting civilians on both sides while trying to find some sort of peace. Rather than committing war crimes that with every passing day look as bad as those committed by the terrorist group that everyone sane wants destroyed.

Yes, as far as last minute wins at hostile grounds in front of your own support goes, it was very disappointing. I was more excited in 1989 when we won a corner against West Brom, that I believe, and television pictures later indicated, should in fact have been a goal kick.

The corrupt cunt wouldn't be able to, he'd be so fucking hungover that he'd place the wreath upside down and they'd have to use TV footage from the year before. Again.

That's terrible. Is the bus okay?

Yes, a real mystery, the bloke who can sign off literally billions of pounds worth of dodgy invoices, and with your brother in the health business too, what made Hancock so attractive?.... The first rules of keeping off the front page, never get caught shagging something, and never award huge contracts to a pub called The Cock Inn. And definitely avoid doing both at the same time.

Of course I do, there have definitely been anti-semitic people on the left, as there are across the whole of UK society, it's a sad fact. But your sweeping claim was Loads of people on the left have a history of antisemitism Which is clearly bollocks, and you know that, because you downgraded that lazy claim to a more accurate 'some', pretty sharpish and then tried to drag the debate off somewhere else as a distraction, which was nice. Imagine if Soggy claimed that loads of Tories are sex offenders. We know that some are, but not a large number, so you and his fan club would be all over him for that. Language matters, especially when it is a key weapon during conflict. 🙂

No they don't. You've either trolling, have made that up for dramatic effect or have been reading too much Facebook, The Daily Mail or listening to what Bob's mad brother-in-law heard down the pub. A ridiculous claim, that even on a thread of laughable posts stands right up there alongside the maddest.