rallyboy

Yeah, 9 for a dessert makes no sense on any level. We are better off only eating in places that have big pictures of the food on the wall, then we can point and know what we're getting - you can even choose which can you want in the posher places.

It's a bit like being 10 points adrift at Christmas. A new manager might not be able to change things from here, but to continue down the current path of abject failure would be insane.

Guy who wants to go to Rwanda gets free flight and spending money - that'll smash the gangs, stop the boats etc.

On reflection I'm glad we fucked it up early doors rather than leaving it until the last day - after 46 games Leeds could miss out by one deflected goal, one dodgy decision. Ouch.

That was like a taster for the Premier League - Puel style.

He's still targeting votes from the ill-informed and disinterested, his people - they see a headline, they believe it. Hopefully most of them stay away from Polling Stations this time rather than casually scribbling a hand grenade in the little box and damaging everyone.

Master tactician rests players, tells the remainder not to worry about this match and finetunes a fired-up squad to hit the ground running for the play-offs? Would be a very optimistic way of viewing that momentum-sapping debacle.

Unbelievable indeed - because you just made it up by ignoring the rest of the post. And don't bother responding, you are clearly beyond sensible debate and bring nothing useful to this discussion. No really, don't bother. Thanks.

Exactly the same, just as any normal person would think - let me explain it to you as you are clearly struggling to grasp the concept. If someone stood outside a Synagogue waving a Palestinian flag they would be there just to create an incident, to provoke a reaction. If someone rolled up at the cenotaph in a German uniform, if someone attended a paedophile victim's funeral wearing a Jimmy Savile mask, or if someone wanted to walk in the opposite direction to any sort of peaceful march, it's just attention-seeking and designed to disturb the peace. Like our friend at the weekend, him and his gang and his security, paid for by various groups, were trying to force their way onto a peaceful march and walk in the opposite direction, so the Met stopped a clash that he was desperately trying to create. More importantly, why do you need so much simple stuff explained?

While dealing with a professional protester the Met were clumsy with language and apologised, badly. But the original tale of innocent lone Jewish man just trying to go about his business in scary Londonistan has been exposed as a poorly-executed PR stunt that is currently backfiring and showing him to be an opportunist who thought he could generate some decent column inches for the groups he works for. His PR campaign just fell apart on first contact with the truth.

I don't want to come across all happy-clappy just as our promotion attempt threatens to shudder to a halt, but this campaign has been so much more entertaining and enjoyable than any season for about a decade. And yes, we should be better placed, but it's been like watching proper football with ups and downs, rather than a weekly car crash.

We need a striker who can finish.

Everywhere.

Really unfortunate, wish him a good recovery, he's young and has time to come back from it. I look at what's to come and for me it's Lumley for the rest of the season.

In the absence of credible policy or a record to defend it's clearly the official election strategy from the top - attack Rayner and attack Sadiq Khan. It looks pathetic and desperate, and is a suicidal plan that exposes the current cabinet for what they really are. Fucking clueless.

Don't worry about him, that's just the twitching of a pointless career in its death throes - the spineless chancer is predicted to get destroyed in Bury North.

If Cruyff does come back from the dead it'll be the greatest turn since Jesus. No, not that one.

Has he been banned? As I saw it, Porteous was hanging on to Mara and shoving him as they jogged along, Mara responded with a weak smack/push in the back. The defender went down dramatically as if assaulted with a baseball bat, the keeper, who himself recovered from the career-ending injury in the same match, ran around trying to get a red card for Mara. The defender then got up because his play-acting hadn't worked - and perhaps realising that simulation when you are already on a yellow is asking for trouble. It looked like handbags to me.

Hate-peddler Rachel Riley needs sacking - she comes across as a deeply unpleasant consonant, vowel, consonant...and another consonant.

Most key games that have cost us have been dominated but we have not taken chances, then the defence has leaked - if you are three up, as you should be, it doesn't matter. Being joint top scorers and drawing 1-1 with Rotherham can go hand in hand.

The Leicester six-yard box is an absolute clown show, Leeds have had some howlers - we don't have a monopoly on keeper concerns. I'd prefer to concentrate more on why we don't take chances, most points have been dropped at the other end.

So you believe that anti-Israeli feeling among the young in Gaza is declining?

Israel has just created the next two or three generations of terrorist.

When the Daily Mail quietly swaps sides and offers Starmer an exclusive front page, you know the polling must be bad.

Why so many questions?