rallyboy

The orange criminal's gone madder. He reveals the shocking truth that his witnesses were literally crucified, he confirms that Biden is going to quadruple taxes and ban cars, reveals that every business in New York is false accounting and tells us that the nasty judge went into his full life history, for the first time ever. Also, apparently his world's bestest election expert witness wasn't allowed to testify, even though there was no anything that ever happened. So that's all sorted.

I have it on very good authority that Leeds got slightly ahead of themselves. Ipswich hired two open top buses ahead of their last game but held off getting the vinyl done and kept them locked away as a secret until promotion was achieved. Leeds hired the same pair of buses and spent approx £50k on having them both wrapped with promotion messages....last week. Can anyone else hear the sound of buses reversing?...

Nice wind-up. Difficult to ignore the politics when he is literally shoehorning election messages about serving the community into the same fucking sentence. I hope he enjoyed the season like we all did but that doesn't give him a free pass for what he and his wife have done with taxpayers' money over furlough, the money invested in Russia, and those trade deals that suit his family.... I'm with Russell on this one.

It's still brilliant this morning, and the whole summer to enjoy it, only interrupted by some England debacle that doesn't really matter anyway. You've got to savour these times, historic moment, special day, fucking love it.

What a brilliant day.

Woke at 3.30am. Keep telling myself, it's just a game, just an ordinary game....enjoy the day... Travel well everyone.

Everything he's done this week has been a total shitshow so I'd prefer it if he just watched it on telly a long way away.

In this nanny state I think we all need an escape goat. Paula currently getting battered around the room like a Chipperfields chimp. One for the kids.

and it means the Rwanda debacle due shortly won't be his fault and the next raft of mortgage holders won't have seen their new deals yet.

Ah yes, the jovial old chap Boris - a corrupt conman who surrounded himself by incompetent sycophants, took the piss out of every single voter, lined his own pockets, destroyed our international reputation and turned the UK into a laughing stock. Thankfully his lazy arrogant stupidity found him out and hopefully a change of government will open the door for the multiple criminal prosecutions that he and a dozen or so of his inept and greedy cabinet ministers should be facing. To move forward we just need an end to this absolute rolling clusterfuck of successive administrations. Bring on the 5th July - bin day.

She started with a heartfelt apology and deep regrets about what had happened. But one question in and she was suggesting her biggest sin was being too trusting. Poor Paula.

Yeah I do. It's a lonely place.

Which side of the conflict are you referencing?

It's an interesting debate about the socks, we should do more of that stuff and less about the match.

I've had worse experiences on ticket sites but they do try and scare you with the 'you're not allowed in here ya bastard' message.

Apparently Elland Road is a very intimidating ground that terrifies teams into defeat - possibly only second to Fratton Park as the bestest in world football.

The concept is excellent, it has been used very well in some international tournaments with speedy and accurate calls and it gets crap referees out of trouble. But if you get their even crapper referee mates to run it like we do, the whole thing is a farce. I'm not sure how we've got it so wrong, but if it means not getting robbed in a play-off final, proper use of it should be welcomed. Unless of course it's someone else getting robbed, then, never mind, swings and roundabouts, you may have lost a Premier League place to a dodgy penalty but you'll get a goal kick sometime next season, so it all evens itself out.

Yes.

Big blow to rainbow-lanyarded Starmer today with Grant Shapps repeating an old pledge about building perhaps up to a whole new navy....at some vague point in the distant future...in some imaginary shipyards......unbudgeted. Naysaying cowardly hate marchers may suggest it sounds like a tired old plan recycled, with a 40-year timescale and costs so enormous that it would take a week to write that many noughts - but brave policies win elections! If peace-loving traitor Starmer and his terrorist-loving, union-paymaster henchpeople had their woke way we'd be reducing the size of our army, taking money from Russia, in bed with China and stuck with aircraft carriers with empty decks. Well done plucky Rishi, a political giant, leading the world in dangerous times - get him in a tank for a photo opportunity asap. A small tank.

Funny how this morning she was a fantastic Tory MP but by lunchtime she was a liability and no great loss. Just desperate claims emerging from a sunk ship. Rishi, and that's your future too mate, the people loyally defending you today will shit on you tomorrow without hesitation, so brace yourself....you'll need a big boy umbrella.

She's not a great signing but when you weigh up the PR positives of the Tory MP for Dover slagging off the government's immigration policy you have to hold your nose and welcome her in, especially as she's standing down.

Stewart to only score one goal this season, but it'll be the biggest one.... Maybe?

Why should they? They've banked the money, sold off the houses, sent us people escaping oppression in their country, they are literally laughing all the way to the bank. Next they'll be selling us magic beans.

Slightly worrying that the horrific excuse for a human being Susan Hall, who ran a poisonous campaign of incompetence, ignorance, misinformation and racism, managed to fool 800,000 Londoners. These must be the people who get scammed by exiled Nigerian princes and the bloke from Microsoft who needs your bank details to fix your computer.

Lining their own pockets and smugly treating the electorate with contempt is coming home to roost, but I'm sure there are good local Tory councillors who will lose their seats because of the appalling state of the national party. The last five years have seen the worst quality cabinets in living memory - blatant corruption, ministers thicker than mince, failing services, jobs for mates, peerages for failure, it's been an absolute shitshow that will hopefully just become a blip in our history.