Bearsy

tks i am thinking of starting a normal sized genitals support group, for bros traumatised by having normal sized genitals, cos we are a v.overlook victims of society

while back i was comparing notes + histories with gf of the time, and she mentioned a bro that she split up with cos his "penis was too big" + how it caused her Great Discomfort. She mentioned this laughing, saying how he got all offended when she cited this as a reason, and i just sat there, disquieted, contemplating my own inferior genitals with sense of inadequacy + shame. I wish there was birds going round telling people how they had to break up with me cos my penis was too ginormous, rather than, as is the usual case, because i am "congenital fuckwit"

hi charlie i watched this movie it was pretty good, i like the idea of an STD that you can only get rid of by passing it onto someone else, that would be v.exciting if it worked like that with i.e. HIV

hi lou this wasn't me my penis was too big for the box

hi pap point of order Matthew Vaughn only brought us the first Kick Ass movie, which is prob why the second one sucked

how bout if we send all immigrants & asylum seekers to Scotland? No-one will vote for UKIPs anymore cos we've already got all the forreners out, and all the additional immigrants in Scotland will prob vote for i.e. Labour to get more i.e. Benefits

is there a system we can have that gives SNP less seats, without giving UKIPs more?

so16 pls, be srs

Ain't it that it goes to the most fair play team?

It is v.sad that UK women are so lazy and disorganised. An all bird party could easily get into power if they applied themselves

Do you really want referendum? If tonight has taught us anything, it's that you can't trust The Public to make important decisions

If a hot polish bird with a clipboard come up to me and asked who i was voting on, I wouldn't say Conservative or UKIP or something like that, I would say I was voting on the More Ladies In Government Party, or Green Party or something like that, so that I don't look like a White Male Privilege

Look, we let you have a Prime Minister in the 80s and you just made everyone v.angar with ur dumb Prime Ministering. It's probably best to leave it to the lads for now, we'll let you have another go in 2050 or something like that

pls don't be prejudice against white males, lou. Don't just concentrate on our skin colour & penis, listen to our policies!

Tough night for the Cannabis is Safer Than Alcohol party in Northern Ireland, prob their key voter base was too mashed to leave the house

welcome to parliament, 20 yo SNP member for Paisley

I thought you ran a good campaign on here pap. Sorry bout the result, but at least you can now spend more time with ur family

hth

I Quite Like the idea that the Conservative bros get the most votes, but the other bros gang together and make a Prime Minister between them. I like that solution best, it makes a mockery of the whole thing. That is what I am hoping for

oh hi Blonde is Emma Stone natural hair colour you obv don't read enough HELLO! magazine ok bye

yeah every time you open your mouth some bro tries to stick something in it, so it's prob best to be careful

We're also waiting for confirmation on the "Do you like looking at boners" question from some months ago

can you add pictures to ur post halo I'm struggling to imagine all the scenarios pls

I couldn't make my mind up so i voted for Rob Pocock & Mark Sleigh. I also gave David Ratcliff a sympathy vote for his bald, and wrote at the bottom, "If not, pap from saintsweb :thumbup:"