Bearsy

Reallistically, these are our objective: 1) We want Lowe to stand down, and the club to appoint Someone Else as Chief Executive. 2) We want Wotte immediately sacked. We want all other staff employed by Lowe sacked. 3) We want all staff sacked by Lowe re-employed. This would give us an unbeatable management team of Pearson-Wigley-Sturrock-Poortviet-Gray and not-a-paedophile-Jones 4) We want all players under 23 sent back to the youth team. We want the club to procure a team of experienced senior pros like last season. And we want it now! COYR!

I know it's fashionable to say so just now, but our fate is by no means a certainty. If you want a dispassionate, independant, expert view, I would refer you to Ladbrokes. The remainder of your post is similarly illogical.

Mr. P is ok with me. Our defensive frailty, inconsisency and lack of goals are more down to weakness in the squad than the manager. I doubt the devil himself would've accrued more points with this lot.

That team looks allwhite to me.

Illingsworth ****es you off, so you have a go at Lowe? The wife ****es you off, and you have a go at Lowe. Dog craps on the carpet, so you have a go at Lowe. Ad infinitum

I really hope he does move on in January. Surman too. My ex-Saints Fantasy Football Team is looking a bit short in midfield.

Regarding the signing of romain gasmi: I am in orgasm

Actually, by OS standards that article is refreshingly devoid of spin. Bordering on factual, FFS. Lowe out, Lowe In, Lowe out, Lowe in ad nauseam...

How about we give away one sock, and then charge double for the other? Why doesn't Lowe think of stuff like this FFS??? Lowe out.

Thank you all for your input, however I have chosen to believe that Surman will stay. You may now consider the matter closed. Move along.

Oh, dear Perry, how could I forget you?

Can't help but notice only one survivor from the Sheffield United starting line-up. Stand up, Andrew Surman.

Why is Killer called Killer? Who did he kill? Is murder an appropriate example for the captain of a football club to set, especially when so many of our players are young and impressionable?