Bearsy

Where will the money go?

I foresee this thread is about to degenerate.

Lowe always drove a hard bargain. I remember at the time being amazed how much Spurs paid for Dean Richards, for example.

One of the other conditions was that Lowe had to suck Crouch off in the centre circle halftime at the Forest match. He was never going to accept that Leon! Wilde might have done though?

ure just a playa h8r!

Can't blame them, they might be out of a job this time next week.

McG is our best player, I really hope he stays.

I knew we hadn't hit rock bottom yet! In your face Derry! * high fives Alpine *

Apparently the club gave a load of free tickets to young thugs from a juvenile detention centre or something. They weren't even Saints fans! No wonder they couldn't resist stealing valuable bits of plastic.

Apparently there were quite a lot of troubled youths in the crowd who weren't even Saints fans. They'd managed to get free tickets through some club scheme or something. Another master stroke from the idiots who run our club! Lowe ou!

Am I the only one feeling sorry for the poor children?

Bobby Robson said there are two basic mentalities of footballer, and in the ideal outfield team you need five of each. Type 1 are passive, taking up positions, waiting for a pass, marking space and using their head. These we have loads of. Type 2 are aggressive, charging into tackles, making things happen. These we have very few of. The point is that type 2 are not inherently better than type 1it's just that the ratio has been way off.

Who's in admin? Not us mate. I heard Leon Crouch say so last night. It's some entirely different company that we set up specifically in order to cheat the league. We're cheaters! We try to cheat! I hereby officially resign as a Southampton fan.

Wait... They've been organising quiz nights!!!? Trust bastards!!!

Is that all? They haven't been fiddling with kids or anything?

Can someone let me know why we all hate the Trust so much? I'm feeling a bit left out.

Does this put DMG out of the Brum game?

I still think we're going down, I can feel it in my nuts.

Forest goal due to terrible defensive error by... our old friend Andrew Davies. C*nt

os has it as an og

Does anyone know what position Schneiderlin is playing tonight?

Does anyone know what position Schneiderlin is playing tonight?

You may be, but it's being conducted with insufficient wit to amuse us neutrals.

Roy Hodgson said this today, "We're not looking for 19-year-olds like Delph who may be good some time in the future."

Why do managers keep telling our players to scuff their shots?