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Nelly done her bit, just need Big Kat to step up

I imagine upto now this Hugo bro has been hiding it. Turning up at club dinners stag. Keeping his eyebrows bushy. Logging into the black box & downloading straight porn. That's why he's in a position where he's deciding to Come Out en masse I would think. I'd prob do the same, all at once like ripping a plaster off, rather than i.e. pinning a topless photo of Tom Hardy up in my workspace and leaving things to the Rumour Mill.

I normally let them buy me a drink first

Tbf I have same fk off I'm not interested attitude when work colleague announces they're getting married, or having baby, or moving house, or doing London Marathon, or turning 40, or their daughter got in to Oxford, or they went to see Dunkirk last night, or their grandma died, or they're building a garden shed, or they're leaving to get new job cos everyone here is a miserable selfish ****, or whatever else they've got going on in their dumb fkn lives.

You would hope not, but that's been the reality for like 7 months + counting.

my 15yo niece is going round telling ppl she's "Pansexual". Leaving aside the wtf is that, and why do I have to be hearing about it aspects, I'm not buying it. I think she's just Fat & Unhappy.

Hardly any of the Rules make literal sense when compared with Actual Decisions. The only argument is if it's the sort of incident that normally results in a Penalty Decision. And given that it was us at SMS, rather than i.e. Man Utd at Old Trafford, I would say that the ref got it spot on.

Would be a major upgrade on Redmond, in terms of Goal Threat.

Sry to hear that m8. I don't really have them problems anymore cos on sotoniansTM the fivers flow the other way. As well as the fiver pap sends you on signup, you get fivers for all other sorts of other things. Get 5+ upvotes on a post, pap gives you fiver. Win Poster Of The Week, pap gives you fiver. Go on Another Frm and mention sotoniansTM, pap gives you fiver. It soon mounts up srs. There are other benefits, i.e. the secret ITK PM system is more reliable. We all knew about Lemina signing 2 weeks ago. But for me, it's mostly about the Fivers.

i spose he also had a fair bit of Fox, Hooiveld & Guly to contend with as well tbf.

Yeah that could be an issue. Coming from Juve he may well be accustomed to scoring goals + winning trophies, but I'm sure we can quickly get him upto speed with The Southampton WayTM

Prob just a loan deal.

I can sort of buy Stephens being a gd replacement for Fonte. I mean, where was Fonte when he was 23? On loan at Estrela Amadora, whoever the fk they are. I thought he done great for us, but we done better for him, cos he weren't always gonna make it top level. It wouldn't surprise me if Stephens works out just as good. If VVD does go tho, I will be watching with interest to see who Replaces Him. If it does turn out to be Yoshida, I will slightly wet the bed prob.

Sacking a manger for only finishing 8th evidences non-complacency prob i would hope.

Heard they've put him on a Pay Per Save contract. Smart move from Les tbh. Hope there's a foodbank near FF house tho.

I'd still be pleased if Les stretched a point, and got a VVD replacement in now. We don't want to be scrabble around end of August with £75m burning whole in pocket, and even if that don't happen, you'd think he'd still prob be off next yr. Would seem sensible, if the Finances are in place etc.

I like to think that JWP ain't got all his Man Strength yet. Some bros have to wait. Lallana didn't get his till he was like 27, and he was all the better for it. It's not a done deal, for every Rooney who get's his man strength when he's six, there's a Nathan Dyer who never gets it at all, but I don't think we should judge JWP completely till puberty kicks in.

♫ James Ward-Prowse, Ward-Prowse Was born in a Pompey house But their club is Mickey Mouse So he joined the Saints ♫ we hate pompey we hate pompey clap clap clap

The Sun just backs whoever they think is most likely to win.

We welcome them on papsweb pls, we love a day in court.

Ralph said that the last few summers we had to sell to balance the books. If selling bros is now a choice rather than a necessity, then that's progress I suppose. Unless it's more lies of course, cos even when we apparently needed the money, they told us The Opposite, for perfectly understandable reason.

I read article yesterday bout Monaco, and how they sold their best players, invested in youth, and then won league. We should do that. French League title is less gd than Prem Title, but I still wouldn't turn it down. http://www.football365.com/news/f365-special-how-monaco-became-unlikely-champions

I actually done a bit of work on this for a Government Think Tank. We was under a fair bit of political pressure. May wanted us to start with The Poor, and that made some commercial sense. Corbyn wanted the first wave of culls to be the wealthy, and the Jews, and I could see the logic there too. But we stood firm! It has to be fair. It has to be impartial. Split the world in two on some arbitrary basis, men vs women would seem to be ideal. Toss a coin. Winner stays on. Problem solved.

Wouldn't the most practical solution be to execute 50% of the world population? Not sure if that's actually in the Paris Accord, but it's got to be worth a try. If we then find out that our greenhouse gases were holding off an ice age, we can easily start burning more fossil fuels and recycling depots to compensate.

frbl pls, be srs "We're leaving whether you cunts like it or not." It may be bit bluff, but you've got to take that attitude! If I hadn't done the same thing on Sunday, I'd prob still be at my mother-in-law birthday party even now.