Bearsy

Ched Evans, tokyos, Ched Evans!

erm no pickled sperms lack Efficiency, you want to take them raw, like sushi

no-one is content with micro-penis, that's the Whole Problem

gr8 joke bear v.clever wow

+1 Not sure we can trust people with plural surnames. I reckon his mum was gangbang by the BeeGees

*sigh* ok i will send everyone 1 x free sperm. pm postal addresses pls.

u would think the news I'm not dead is gr8 news! But oh no, all we're getting is bitching + complaining + demands for Refund

how dare you! I'm Brave Soldier, fighting on despite grievous injury! I ought to be Medal!

+1 I like Gibbs a lot. He is the archetype Arsenal player: Quick, inconsistent + always injured

yeah I've even come back to work today I am v.business. No-one does my work when I'm dead, lazy cunts

are you v.rich, coxford_lou?

Tks spooder nice that even old + absent friends that ain't posted here in years can still be relied on in times of gr8 tragedy much love xx

I've been trying! It's one of those movies you can only watch in 10 minute segments, any more than that & ur brain starts to atrophy

Yeah my nursing staff reckons I have one of the worst cases of exaggerated man flu in recorded history! It's pretty serious. Everyone is v.worried

In other news check this site tho! It's not penis site it is movie site & you can watch all new movies + even on iPads with no messing + from comfort of ur own coffin! https://afdah.org/

I'm v.illness pls posts floral tributes + pls don't die messages here pls. If i do die I have wrote in my will that micropenis goes to lou + my balls are to be split up & shared between the rest of you

madrid could make him stay, ain't it?

At least the bros go topless

I like Louisa Emery from Basingstoke. I like her attitude! She don't bother washing her hair, or covering her breakouts, or dressing up, or poncing about with fancy photography. She's just like: this is me. I'm on my period. Deal with it.

Gotcha. Standby to witness My Best Moves Edit: But not right now, I'm going out now. Standby to receive Best Moves and Pestering Advances within 48-72 hours

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How pathetic is it that I find the idea of the thread, just as exciting as the banging?

krg pls, be srs

I can't help feeling, that I quite want to bang coxford_lou. Is it gentleman to say so? Banging is usually it's own incentive, but the added benefit here, is that no matter how traumatic the experience proves for either, or both, parties, it will be a v.amusing story thread on muppet show