Bearsy

Does anyone know how much they're paying? srs question no trolls pls

Not gonna defend Our Brave Boys too much, but it's prob easier to fight & battle for every ball when you're not 2-0 down.

I imagine that must be the case, nothing else explains him still being here. His work behind the scenes must be amazing! Maybe he's been a bit unlucky - when you look at the Expected Goals league, we're like 10th. I'd still bin him off though. An unlucky manager is no more use to us than a shite one.

At the time the club made out like we weren't keen to sell, but I think that was all lies. We needed the money. Ralph admitted as much last summer. I'm not saying the players aren't cunts. They probably are. But the club used the players ambition/greed as a bit of a smokescreen imo.

I read something the other day where they calculated that the average transfer fee of a premier league player is now £19m. I dunno how they figured it, I imagine it was i.e. mean rather than median or whatever. I thought it was Quite Interest tho, considering £19m is coincidentally our Record transfer fee.

Weren't it one of Kat's conditions of sale that he kept the current management team in place or something? I feel like that was the story she put out. Maybe this apparent hands-off approach is just Gao being true to his word.

that's beautiful mate! When we're at home we should stay away, and when we're away we should stay at home. That'll learn 'em!

I imagine Spartak could easily ignore it. They just need to be like, fk off Promes. You're a black man living in Russia, what you gonna do, sue the local football club?

I googled Osvaldo to see what his story was, but it don't seem to quite fit in. Fkn Osvaldo. Why has he always got to be different?

Yes mate no jokes! If you recall, I thought pap had done you wrong so I stopped posting for a bit cos I was angar, but then when I popped pap some time later I had pm from pap telling me bout some other bad stuff you'd done and things, and I was like oh I didn't know about that, that seems more reasonable. I imagine you are now keen to know what these scandalous details are! I could just tell you like a Gentleman I spose, but I think it would be more fun & exciting for me if you could log back in to sotonians, start causing a fuss about it, and then we can all have one big + drama old school barney about it, just like in the good old days! Hope you're well, Love, Bearsy

To set record straight, Unbelievable Jeff-Sarb-Chertsey Saint-Dibden Purlieu Saint-Etc1 was guested2 because he brought a Paedo to a Rape Fight3. We4 immediately re-drew the Sotonian by-laws to preclude such dangerous behaviour, and backdated it to make it all entirely legitimate and above board. 1 To give him his full name 2 sotonian euphamism for ban 3 plus some other more srs accusations which pap told me about privately 4 pap

His hair on Sunday was absolutely beautiful. I wonder what products he uses? He's got greys coming through, particularly on the fringe, but under the tv lights in the post match interview, it positively glowed. Breathtaking.

It's quite good frm tbh. When you do a post and someone likes it, you get 2 points, and whoever has the most points at the end of the month pap gives you a £50 gift voucher and a Jeremy Corbyn key chain. Also, if someone is chatting shit about you on the frm, you get a little message pop up saying "Fatso called you a Helmet in the Brexit thread or whatever" which is a useful heads up so you can go and call him names. And the name calling is better too! On papsweb if you want to call someone a **** you can call them a **** no problems whereas here of course you can't even say cunt even in a polite context. And it's not just ****! You can also call pap a **** **** *** *****licker ****** ********head or whatever you like. Except "deluded" for some reason. He doesn't like that.

You know he's such a fool it's true Pellegrino's got you wrapped around his finger Do you have to let him linger? Do you have to do you have to do you have to let him linger?

I'll be gutted if he knocks in 6 or 7 goals this season. On other hand, if he breaks down injured in first game, I might be non-gutted. I'm gonna be Hindsight Man.

When Les opens his wallet there's a little sticker saying "You can only spend it once". He'd sooner go hungry than pay £10 for a cheeseburger that he only considers worth £5. He'd walk away. He'll hope he can find a burger van selling inferior burgers for £3, or that eventually he might be able to cook something almost as good up at home. The risk of course is that in the mean time he starves to death, or gets E.coli. But tbf on the old duffer, this fiscal policy has worked out pretty good for him so far.

Not sure how Redmond is a proven premier league player, unless it means proven to be not very good. We need premier league players who are proven to be very good, like Harry Kane or Kevin De Bruyne imo. They would get us out of trouble.

lol yeah. It can change v.quickly. I remember thinking at the start of the season, we've sold no-one important and even kept VVD, Hoedt & Lemina seem smart signings, Gabbiadini should be fully fit. If this new manager knows his onions, we could be in for quite a good season.

I'm with you ooh, it seems good club policy to form ties with an agency you trust rather than leave all your yoof to the fkn sharks. Hopefully it's a lot more shady than that though. Hopefully Les has got secret shares in Midas or something like that.

That is my Understanding too BJ. If a defender slides in on you and you have to jump out of way to avoid, then you've been fouled. I remember Jay Rod getting us a penalty at Villa Park few years back in them circumstances. I spent ages trying to explain it to my Villa mate at the time, but he couldn't grasp the concept so I ended up throwing a punch at him, which he ducked. What you doing?? he said all angry. I was like, what's the problem? No contact.

No doubt. I dunno that it was a tactical change though so much as doing the same things, but Better. I certainly thought our attacking was a lot like the last game I happened to actually see, which was West Brom, where I was also Quite Impressed, except on Sunday there was you know, More Of It. And a Less Obstinate Opposition.

Interestingly* we made more passes, and more short passes, on Sunday than any other game all season * Interest not guaranteed

we bears take a poetic view on anagrams, shurlock, or should i say OK CHURLISH?

i don't think it's right to get rid of this bro until someone points out his name is anagram of MORONIC ARGIE PUEL which about sums it up for me

hi tom we would love to see you wearing the sotonians kit, come meet us at blackpool pleasure beach & we will discuss terms. Don't tell chalet!