Bearsy

Somebody needs to move to South Sudan. Not me tho pls

I think they need to stick with current system cos my car is got 2L of powerful Ford horsepowers, yet they're only charging me £30 per year. I think it must be some kind of Mistake, but I ain't arguing!

i dunno what you mean by that Sarb Is monocle some kind of building + plumbing tool? In other news, I went to a cash point the other day in a shitty little town called Atherstone, which is near Nuneaton, which is near Coventry, and it paid me out in fivers. Fivers! Probably the pikiest thing I ever saw!

they should introduce top-hat + monocle tax. Or i.e. put a tax on certain words like i.e. lavatory. And how about i.e putting a i.e. 50% tax on i.e. £50 notes? Just a few suggestions!

we should sing, like, "glory glory southampton football club"

gross

pictures pls

mr & mrs little, pls, be srs

woah are you millionaire jb?

Plenty of fish in the sea, sarb

Fed up with Election already I'm throwing every leaflet straight in recycling bin, except for the one from Green Party, which I'm going to burn.

Can someone confirm exactly what the pensioner guy said pls?

It's Swansea he seems to have beef with this season, he's only predicted them 23pts which would put them bottom. He is v.angar with swansea for some reason. It's like when we appointed Ponch and he predicted us 14 straight defeats. He can be v.mean if you upset him

i would buy kindle brah. I have kindle and I have tablet, and kindle is more comfort for i.e. reading, whereas tablet is more comfort for i.e. watching gonzo porn and searching internet for nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence

I'm not a doctor, but I wonder if it's ever happened that a boner baby has ejaculated when he's being born, and got his mum pregnant, and then like 9 months later a girl is born, and then like when when I'm 13 and my sister/daughter is 13 minus 9 months, we f*ck, and i get her pregnant, and then she gives birth to a boner baby, and he ejaculates when he's being born, and get's my sister/daughter pregnant, and then 9 months later my grand-daughter who is also my niece is born and I am only 14 and I don't know we're I'm going with this really

I was born with a boner, or at least that is what my mum goes around telling people, i don't remember it personally. There would have been, if you think about it, and i don't really like to, a moment when my erect penis was penetrating my mum's vagina, while my dad was just stood there, watching AFAIK i didn't cum inside her tho, I prob waited till the doctor pulled me clear + then I splooged over her tits. I imagine the birth of Sebastian Tokyos Jr, was much the same

Sebastian is my real name. Baby Threads is one of the reasons none of the good posters post here anymore and you can see why, but nonetheless Congratulations Innit Edit: What Was Weight Didn't We Have Sweepstake Running Or Something?

What Sort Of Baby Did You Get Tokyos? Is You Calling It Brian Like You Promise?

Soz I stand by my Dumb Opinions tho!

I really quite like Daredevil. I was prejudice against it cos of Ben Affleck, and cos the superpower seems pretty dumb i.e. I don't care how good ur sense of smell is, light is travel faster than sound + smell, so it can never make you more as good at ducking punches. What is good about it tho, is that his superpower is also inherently linked to his superweakness. They don't make enough of this actually. They should have had him fighting more in i.e. crowded, noisy nightclubs or i.e. construction sites or i.e. outer space, where his Superpowers would be overwhelmed, and sight-blind would be more Disadvantage + Superweakness. It also took me like 3 episodes before I realised the main guy is that dude from that film bout the Star that turns into a woman across the Wall Edit: Stardust

+1 People are too precious! It's not like you mentioned what happened to John Snerr when he took Ginger's body up Zombie mountain to beg help from the White Walker King RIP

+1 just a rehashed pompey article really. Bit small time from Celtic

Erm if he's good enough for Top 4 how come we're only 6th????

I dunno what nehstibe means exactly, but this strikes me as fair! Let us hope for better things. Let's hope Victor starts playing shit so no-one wants him