The Pope has it but he does not use it.
Your father has it but your mother uses it.
Nuns do not need it.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox’s is quite small.
What is it?
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender reaches under the bar and brings out a gun and aims it at the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?
A certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed. What is it?
Suicide - Pancack
What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
A stamp - Jfp
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
A towell - Pancack
I’m the part of the bird that’s not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?