OttawaSaint

That was utterly bizarre. He should have been purring with the performance of Leo. He was causing havoc and very close to breaking the game wide open. If anything he should have been going all Alan Ball and setting everything up to get the ball to Leo as much as possible. That brilliant powerful pacey run he made before scuffing wide was exactly the stuff we needed (apart from the Che scuff).

I think a better manager could get a tune out of what we've got. Team selection is getting slightly better, some of our play is nice. Formation seems wrong, tactics often too naive, subs (timing and who for who) still very poor. Perhaps with time he'll improve from here or stumble on something that works. Right now it's not working particularly well.

We are really really good at not being good enough.

We just seem to be able to sap all of the confidence and creativity out of players. Next project, Leo. Hooked after being our best and most positive player. He's now thinking he'll have to play more conservatively if he wants to stay on and stop the crazy stuff like attacking at pace and shooting on goal. No place for that at SaintZzzzzzzz

Yeah, not particularly effervescent is he?

Rubbish again. Next game Derby get mullered.

We're like a detox clinic for footballers. I keep getting the urge to attack with pace. All I think about is scoring goals! Please help me! Don't worry, here at Saints we'll help you lose those cravings.

Ohhh Fellows! Should have gone far post!

We made Hull look like Barca. We're just not good in any way at all.

All started with withdrawing our best player. He must be thoroughly confused right now.

Twat AArm! Two players waiting!

Throw a pile of subs on. I want you to go out there and be a formation, feel the formation, find the grass!

Southampton. "We'll coach it out of you".

Fixed

Southampton. "We're just not sure if we're doing something or not".