OttawaSaint

Our players train? Wow! Doesn't seem like it...

So what exactly did Baz do to get this recall?

DREAMLAND!! What do I do now? So confused.

One of the only lads with a bit of guile and gumption. Get in lad!

Just tuned in. 3CBs???? whhyyyy? cos it worked so well for WS...

His first task should be to chin a few of our Nancys for disrespecting the club so badly.

Our misery will continue won't it? It'll be Rene from 'allo 'allo. Blackmore: What is this? Three CBs? Rene: Youuuuuu stupid woman! Shoehorn Stephens and THB are pretending to be CBs to trick the Naz...I mean opposition! Blackmore: Ohhh Rene! A Southampton hero, I knew to not doubt your infinite wisdom!

This is really funny if you understand French...

If they bring back Russ then I'm done with this club until they're gone.

Hopefully the next man can turn our null value team into an object. I won't hold my breath with SR still making the decisions.

What's the point. I'll save everyone the trouble. - teamsheet released 3 CBs - we huff and puff around with the ball create nothing - they score on a weak as piss defensive error/play - subs get thrown on with no thought as to tactics or formation - Still orange stands with hands in pockets - easy goal kills us off - full time THB runs (finally) down the tunnel

Things must be really bad. Only sporadic visits from MLG. Not even to correct anyone or big up Spors and our formerly freescoring pool of forwards. Sad indeed.

Where did you get that? I have us at 36 in last 3.

Yep. That table of fan mysery had us 92nd over the last 5 years. That was with a promotion season. The other 4 seasons plus this one have been utterly abject.

Roy Keane's football nightmares. RK: fuck's this? WS: the lads are practicing floaty crosses... RK: you fucking red head idiot! RK: an' who the fuck's that WS: Oh that's Manning's beard coach RK: I'm going to chin him!