I remember going up to Liverpool for a game many years ago and two things stick out in my mind.
The first was an approach by a couple of young lads offering to 'look after' a supporters car.
The driver responded with..'No need lads, I've got an alsatian in my car'.. to which one of the lads said..'is he any good at replacing wheels?..
Nearer Anfield, there was a church with a big sign outside which said...'What would you do if Jesus returned?...to which someone had scrawled underneath...'Move St John to Inside Right'...