Lets B Avenue

Thanks. I'll pass the link on.

George Bailey takes over as 4 day skipper after the next match. So put your Voodoo Doll away.

So, wouldn't that make you a ...............(shudder!) Tourist?

Jack Stephens. Alan McLoughlin

If anyone knows an U18 fan, Dylan Grant, or his family. Could they put their hand up as a friend of mine found his ticket at the weekend. We can either arrange to meet before Hull City game or I may be able to get it to the Ticket Office.

He speaks better English than the current idiot.

Why would he bother going to Everton who will have to sell their best player to even have a chance on bidding for him. Usmanov has not let his puppet spend any of his money yet and wont pay for an assault on The Europa League.

It's not a free place for anyone. If the Champions League title holders or the Europa League title holders have qualified for the Europa League through domestic performance, their berth in the Europa League will be vacated (not replaced by another team from the same association), and cup winners of the highest-ranked associations will be moved to a later round accordingly

For a start, we did finish 6th. He was only one point out as well, on the generous side.

I was playing in The Masters in Augusta, so couldn't post in the matchday thread. Also my Nan is dead.

It shouldn't affect them too much, as the Lying Dutchman will have them knocked out before the end of August.

What a daft question.

What about Norman Piper? (One for the kids, there)

TBF The Troll was playing golf yesterday, so hasn't had the time to post under all his other aliases. You can easily spot the ones that were missing yesterday.

Nice to see Rog with a deeply considered view.

Its also disgusting that they haven't given the Stadium any atmosphere. I'm surprised someone hasn't stopped going to league games because of it.

Probably dig it up at half-time. Can't blame the kids relay-race yesterday.

Talkshyte actually came out with a good idea. Let former refs be the Video Officials. I've missed hurling abuse at Poll and Winter.

They know you too well.

Whilst rejoicing at his return, is Carbs up for 4 day matches so soon? Maybe Will Smith to open initially, so there's your right/left option?

Man U was only cost us £30 last season. Everton, £39. Liverpool, Mane.

I'm surprised that haven't arranged to borrow the money required to do up the Old Tart. Surely there's a reliable Hong Kong based businessman, who would see it as a profitable investment?

Not possible outside of transfer windows.

What about last season?

Khalid Masood aged 52. From the West Midlands