Lets B Avenue

We haven't been in it for the past 2 seasons as we were in Europa League. Even then you can't be drawn against a premier league side. 2014 Millwall away 2013 Barnsley away. 2012 Stevenage away.

Might have to play Will Smith in that case.

Mason Crane and Liam Dawson are both included in the England T20 squad for next weeks 3 games v. South Africa. the first one on June 21st at the Rose Bowl. Nice for them, but it leaves Hampshire seriously short of spin options next Monday at Old Trafford in our next 4 day game. This is offset by Lancs captain and only run scorer, Liam Livingstone, also selected. Cue whinge from our resident "French Critic".

Was he with his wife or his hairdresser?

You left out: Brown Kewell Farke Cook Jackett. All about as relevant.

"Which centre half shall we sign for our club?" "I know, lets ask the Liverpool manager what he thinks." How the feck can they still show that bl oody ad even if it doesn't break FA rules on betting.

Great article, Mr Sh ite, but have I lost a day this week (always possible)?

After hearing about the concert at St Marys last night, Liverpool have just made Saints a £25 million bid for Robbie Williams.

Tell her they make her ankles look big?

Especially when the whole Tuchel rumour seems to have sprung up solely from a random tweet, from some unknown French journo, who for all we know could be their equivalent of Alex Crook.

Only when he plays away. He won't be scoring at home anytime soon.

No-one. He is just a strange individual who finds it necessary to start threads, usually after closing time and then fail to contribute to any of them again.

Venables was a fec king wide boy.

In which case can we have that statement released now.

What!!!! Massive club! Dugouts! Floodlights! History!

Seams like we need a new thread.

Chris Anthemum?

AT LEAST SPELL HIS FEC KING NAME RIGHT!

Scott Marshall it is then.

He couldn't cope with the variations. (I'll get my classical coat)

How small was he?

You really are a tediously, boring ****. Try acting your age.

He will be ready to play in their Europa League campaign in July. The Lying Dutchman will probably be on holiday.

5-6pm Tuesday 23rd.

I was forced to miss that match, my first for 6 1/2 years, due to a domestic emergency. I go back to Gabby's debut on 4th February without a home goal. I did go to Boro though.