Lets B Avenue

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Exhibit no.1. If only he would feck off to Arsenal like he's threatened to do for several years.

But did her season ticket arrive?

Someone else they haven't paid?

As you are having yours now?

All sounds a bit "Gung-Ho" from Somerset. Don't they know any better?

Which ex-player is it this time? Dirk Kuyt? Zenden? Westerveld?

The Sun don't hate Liverpool. Liverpool hates The Sun. It was only Colin Murray that was principled enough to resign when they bought the station. The rest of the scouse mafia, Quinn, Murphy, Evans and the utter cvnt Parry are only too happy to take The Dirty Diggers money.

And I don't trust you to be able to sit the right way on a toilet seat.

If he signs, can we call him "Le Cod"?

Souness. But then how's a Skate supposed to know?

How come Man City have to pay half of his wages? Shouldn't that be done by the taxpayer?

Backwards? (But at least he's a lot richer for it. )

Bloody squad rotation! Puel out!

And to pi ss Glasgow off, is another.

Corkage?

I'm sure you will be straight on here to moan like **** about it.

Meanwhile, see who their own club shop think Klopp really is. :lol: https://www.joe.co.uk/sport/people-are-wondering-why-liverpool-are-selling-harold-shipman-keyrings-132915

That's shocking. Puel out. Sorry, what? .......

He's going to Sunderland??? Do they have "wide" shirts?

(Benji beat you to it in post no.11.) Is his mum's name Donna?

Yes.

Because he's an idiot.

What "accounts"? Let's all see what you mean. Otherwise it would appear to be your usual ******.

Possibly. But he wasn't wrong.